David Caruso -Alzheimer's?

Speaking of music, I like the theme song to CSI Miami. But we here at Sweetpea have noticed something strange about David Caruso's character. He talks unusually slow, and he has a spaced out look like he has dementia. Actually, Caruso's head looks like a shriveled potato with tomato sauce on top and sun glasses. Anway, CSI Miami is action packed, and then maybe as a counterpoint you have this individual with halting speech saying something like "You're......................in.....................big................trouble" I've heard of method acting, but what's the method here? Is Caruso used to pausing a lot while people ask him mental status questions? Such as "Can you tell me what year it is?" Caruso: "....................I think........the year, 19--- no, it's 2000... 2000, yes, that's the year" Ok, Caruso just got put on Aricept. This guy is making millions to stumble around and talk slow. I guess when he's on vacation he can have anybody from the local nursing home fill in, put on some shades and just be themselves. Anyway, I'll.........talk........to.......you...............................................later. H. Bun ps: For futher info www.satirepatch.blogspot.com