MARILYN MANSON GOES COUNTRY

ITS OFFICIAL --MARILYN MANSON CONFIRMS HE WILL BE RELEASING COUNTRY ALBUM SOON, SEVERAL PRESS AGENCIES REPORT. Although some think the move is a bit of a stretch, Reba McEntire, who duets with him on his first country album explains: "Well, here I was sitting by my lonesome at home, looking out the winder, when ol' Marilyn Manson calls me up and says 'Ms McEntire, would you like to do a duet with me on my next album?' So I says to Mr Manson, Now you wouldn't be pulling a prank on little ol' Reber would you, and he said no, he's serious, he was so inspired by the work I did with Kelly Clarkson he wanted to see if he could do as good even though he's kind of more of a punk feller he is actually a big fan of blue grass and country. I told him if you ain't yeller let's get 'er done!" Mr Manson sees the change in genres as a natural: "Talking to Reber, I mean Reba, really clarified my participation in country as the next natural step in my musical evolution. I have to admit, the nihilism thing is getting a little old. It's time for me to come back to earth a little while and communicate about things like cornbread and chicken (I'm a big fan of Allen Jackson, by the way.) Manson's lyrics on the new album are fascinating. He bridges the gap by delivering a transition rendition of an old song with the following lyrics: Beautiful People! Beautiful People! Rascal Flatts, doesn't rhyme with steeple! Manson's version of country is also tender at times, such as in his song "Party Tractor" I guess I was a little high I guess you are a little dead Sorry that I did some acid and drove the John Deere over your head And as for Manson's new appearance? "It's been my toughest challenge. I found out that a cowboy hat made out of human skin would be illegal. I'm still working on that one." Tune in later for more fascinating updates H. Bun ps: For futher information go to http://www.satirepatch.blogspot.com/

GH GENERAL HOSPITAL SOAP OPERA SUMMARY! ABC

LULU KEEPS SHOWING UP AT NIKOLAS' TO KEEP CLAUDIA AWAY FROM HIM. NADINE DRESSES UP FOPR NIKOLAS TO SEE HER. LAYLA HAS TO GO TO SOME WEDDING. HER MOTHER IS TRYING TO FIX HER UP! SONNY YELLS ATR SPINELI. MAKES FUN OF HIM AND SUCH. OH SPINELI! JASON TAKES UP FOR HIM. MAXIE TAKES UP FOR HIM WHEN KATE MAKES FUN! JASON PUTS SONNY IN HIS PLACE TELLIN HIM HE CAN'T GET IN HIS BUSINESS! IT'S HIS NOW! SAM AND LIZ HAVE A ADECENT CONVERSTATION ABOUT LUCKY. SAM WANTS TO BE AA PART OF THE KIDS LIVES. LIZ ISN'T READY FOR THAT YET! MIKE GETS ATTACKED NEXT. SONNY WHOLE FAMILY IS IN FOR IT. I'M AFRAID! yALL HAVE A ANICE WEEKEND Sweetpea

NBC SOAP OPER SUMMARY---DAYS OF OUR LIVES

CHELSEA ASKS NICK IF THEY COULD STILL BE FRIENDS. SHE HATED SHE TREATED HIM THE WAY SHE DID. LUCAS WANTS NICOLE TO JUST GO WAY. sHE HAS EVUDENCE EJ AND SAMI ARE NOT MARRIED! ROMAN AND BO TOAST MAX FOR WHA HE HAS DONE FOR THE PUB. NICOLE TELLS EJ SHE NEEDS SOMEBODY TO TALK TO. SHE TELLS HIM SHE CAN BE CARING! HMMM..... I DON'T KNOW ABOU THAT! KAYLA AND STEVE BABY COMES OF THE VENTILATOR TODAY. HE GETS TO COME HOME! CHELSEA FEELS SHE HAS RUINED HER LIFE. HOPE HOLDS HER. PHILIP IS STILL MESSING WITH JOHN'S SHIPMENT. LUCAS IS SUSPICIUS OF CHLOE. SHE TELLS HIM SHE IS A GOOD PERSON! NICOLE KISSES EJ! SPOILER FOR NEXT WEEK! KATE'S GOT SOME PAIN!

One Life to Live ABC Soap Opera Summary

Nat tells Jess she loves Jared. Jess hates Natalie. She's rather get lsid than be good to her family. Bc of Nash death she never wants to see Jared again! Viki wants Jess to start to take care of herself she has a baby to see to. Remeber she is pregnant. And there's Brea! Rex is pissed at Charlie! Why don't you just say Bo is your father Rex! Look how good he is to you! Yall ready for Tina to come back! Dorian launches her new office--for the Kramer women. Adrianna wants to run away as did Cassie and her other daughter. She hates her for splitting she and Rex apart! She wants nothing to do with her ever again! todd sees to Brea. Jess is afraid he doesn't want to. Shane comes to see Rex! Addie went to an astrologer and she asked the psychic about Star's baby. It's going to be great! Soap spoiler for next week! Rex wants out of the marriage!

All My Children Soap Opera Summary ABC

Babe is outon the streets. Trina takes her to meet the boss-Tony. She's weary of the idea now! She tells the guy she has to go to the bathroom. The guy gets mad. He wants her now! She backs out saying her kid needs her. Greenlee and Jake meet at the bar. Greenlee wnats to taost to their miserable lives. Kendall gets pissy with Zack. He oughta go with Greenlee bc she iacting this way! Hmmmm....... Tad wonders if Krystal still loves Adam. She wonders what she has to do to prove she's not. He knows he is still in her system. Tad believes Adam has changed mb he is a good guy afetr all. Krystal won't let him go that far! Tad asks Kreystal if she didn't love Adam is that what scares her! Happy Weekend! Sweetpea

Soap Opera Parties For Fun and Finances

Times are tough. You can't do anything without spending a lot of money. However, we here at the Pea have a solution --neighborhood soap parties. Instead of blowing money eating out, and driving your car, just stay home and invite neighbors over to watch the soaps. You save money and may even make some friends. We may be headed towards very difficult times in our economy. Yet we can take a problem and make it into something good. It's the simple things in life that make us happy. If your friends' have different schedules you may want to tape episodes and view them with others' at the same times. TIME TO SIMPLIFY IN OUR LIVES. If we are going to survive, soap operas may be part of the solution. And at your parties, don't forget Sweetpea --she often creates recipes she names for one of the characters on the soaps --you may even have a theme party where she watch the soap with the matching recipe which you serve. And of course we at the Pea are always happy to get recipes posted. Hope this idea simplifies your lives, save you some money and brings you closer to people. Have a great day! H. Bun

Today's SOAP OPERA recipe

That one I read this morning onyahoo.com about the inside-out hamburgers sounds like Marcie McBain. She has turned herself inside out to keep Tommy safe. Why can't the they just give her custody of him! Yall check out this recipe on http://www.yahoo.com/. Soaps opera summaries later ice skaters. Wish I could find a place to ice skate. Get away from this summer heat!! Yall be good. Sweetpea

Swingtown

Can you imagine the country stars doing that Tim and Faith McGraw swapping with George and Nancy Strait or Clint and and Lisa(Hartman) Black or Vince and Amy(Grant)Gill among others out there Hmmmm...... . Wonder how long this Swingtown show will last. Hmmmmm............... The soap operas could get by with it. Silly as they are now! Well, yall have aa good morning! I'll have the soap opera summaries later, I suppose. Put on your pantyhose! HAHA! Sweetpea