SIMPSON IN AND ON "JEOPARDY"

YEP!! OJ SIMPSON GOING TO JAIL FOR ARMED ROBBERY AND KIDNAPPING. FINALLY THEY GET HIM FOR SOMETHING!! I HEAR HE'S GETTIN' LIFE IN PRISON!! YEAH, AND "WHO IS JESSICA SIMPSON??" WAS ONE of THE QUESTIONS ON "JEOPARDY." Hey, remember I'll give yall the #1 song in country music tomorrow/Sunday October 5, 2008. The day bf Tim and Faith McGraw's 12th wedding anniversary!! Sweetpea-Honeybun approves this message. THANK YOU and GOOD NIGHT.

KID ROCK PROVES ALABAMA IS SUPERIOR

THE STATE OF ALABAMA HAS THE BEST MUSIC. It also has the smartest people. Ok who are the smartest people? First of all with all of the stock market shenanigans going on now, let"s talk about the contribution of Alabamians to the financial world. Guess what, if you had followed the advice of Alabamian Jim Rogers you would have foreseen the future, and you would have made HUGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY. People in the financial world from other parts of the country are just a bunch of ignorant frat boys AND THESE PEOPLE HAVE MESSED UP OUR COUNTRY'S FUTURE . From now on we need to let Jim Rogers take control of all financial issues for our country, and pass a law barring Yankees from getting a stock broker's license. Ok, since this is a WEBSITE, guess who invented WIKIPEDIA? SOMEONE FROM ALABAMA. I forget the dude's name, but he did it. Now, since we've been hearing about people in the third world starving and dying from disease for all our lives, (and all the money we send over there never accomplishes anything) guess who has saved more lives in the third world than any other human being that every lived? Dr Gorgas, a guy who died a long time ago, but before he kicked the bucket he discovered that malaria comes from mosquitos. AND HE WAS FROM ALABAMA. CAN YOU FEATURE HOW MANY PEOPLE HE SAVED WITH HIS DISCOVERY? Ok, let's look at space. And let's talk about someone who isn't from Alabama, but who did his most important work in getting the big US of A onto the mooon while living in Alabama? Werner Von Braun. Yes, he was moved to Huntsville, Alabama after WW II where he and a bunch of German scientists CREATED THE AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAM, ALONG WITH SEVERAL SCIENTISTS WHO WERE FROM ALABAMA. Ok, guess who else is from Alabama? Well, if you meet someone and they're smarter than anyone else, that's who. I will be thinking of more geniuses from Alabama, but they're just too many to name there. In the mean time, please prepare your children for Yankee Deprograming Workshops if you live up north, talk through your nose, and want your children to have any sense at all. Later, H. Bun

Well, 3rd time's a Charm for ole' Timmy

Yes, Tim McGraw is releasing his 3rd Greatest Hits album entitled~Greatest Hits 3. It is to be released this Tuesday the 7th day of October, 2008!! I'm sure it'l be at all the record stores, but I will probably go it at the Wally World Wal-Mart!! It will have the hit "If You're Reading This". Yall enjoy your enjoy your weekend. Country Music Countdown's #1 tomorrow!! Peace out!! Sweetpea-Honeybun