General Hospital

soap opera storyline of the day: LULU GET THE SAME PLACE//APARTMENT!! AND I THINK THAT NIKOLAS CASSIENDENE BEING ASKS TO MILK THE COW BY NADINE TIES FOR STORYLINE OF THE DAY WITH LULU AND MAXIE LIVING TOGETHER!! ANYWAYS,THE FAIR PRINCE TRYING TO MILK THE GOAT!! FUNNY!! JASON HAS TO TALK WITH THE FEDS. DIANE TELLS HIM THIS. SAM IS STILL WORKING TO CATCH THE RUSSIANS. ALEXIS TELLS HER SHE WAS GOING TO FINISH JERRY OFF BF HE DISAPPEARED. SHE'S NOT MAD AT HER DAUGHTER. SHE KNEW MR. MONROE//JAX WHATEVER WAS UP TO NO GOOD!! SPINELI HATES TO SEE THE MAXIUMNISTA MOVE FORM JASON'S. MAXIE COMES OVER TO ROBIN'S AND EMMA STOPS CRYING!! ROBIN AGAIN THINKS SHE IS A BAD MOTHER!! PATRICK HOLDS HER AND SHE'A LRIGHT!! ROBIN AGAIN THINKS SHE'S A BAD MOTHER!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

GUIDING LIGHT

ALAN WANTS TO KNOW WHERE HIS WIFE IS((BETH))??!! SHE IS WITH COOPER!! ALAN CANNOT FIND OUT, SHE THINKS TO HERSELF. WINSLOW ISN'T HAVING HIM SNOOP AROUND THERE. HE TRIES TO HELP COOPER AND BETH OUT!! REVA LEARNS HER SON SHANE IS BACK!! JEFFREY WORRIES ABOUT SHE AND THE BABY. HE GETS A GIRL HE MET THAT HAS LEUKEMIA TO COME MEET WITH REVA. SHE IS TOUCHED!! THE GIRL'S NAME IS BLOSSOM. SHE GETS A PHONE CALL AFTER THEIR CONVERSATION. SHE EXCUSES HERSELF. JEFFREY TELL SHER ABOUT HER MOTHER HAVING LEUKEMIA AND TAKING THE MEDICATIONS AND SUCH. MARINA AND MALLET DO GET MARRIED AFTER THEIR FAMILY GET TOGETHER TO SURPRISE THEM!! DINAH LISTENS IN ON THE WEDDING. DINAH LEARNS OF WHO PAID HER BAIL OUTTA JAIL((MARINA)). SHE IS SHOCKED!! ANYWAYS, MALLET AND MARINA SAY THEIR VOWS AND GET MARRIED!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

One Life to Live soap opera summary

Andrew tells Star to let her family in to help her through this tradegy. Mike tells Marcy he will go with her to bury her daughter, Hope. She can't believe she's lost another child!! Marty helps Cole through the loss of his baby. John comforts Blair. She holds and comforts her daughter, Star through the funeral. She cries. Jess//Tess//Bess?? cries for the babies. She don't know where they are at, but she hopes safe and sound is how thwy are. Brody tries to comfort her. He sees she's upset. He tells her he can do a Tarzan call!! Or is that not allowed there, he thiks??!! Will they become a couple in St. Anne's??!! Well, I guess they can can't they??!! They show the little casket!! This is awful!! Vicki gets comforted by Charlie. Dorian tries to comfort her family throughout this ordeal. Sara wants Vanessa out of the apartment!! Sweetpea

AS THE WORLD TURNS

PAUL TELLS THE COPS THAT HE FIBBED ON SOME THINGS ABOUT DUSTY. HE GETS DUSTY SET FREE. CRAIG WANTS TO WORK WITH DUSTY OIN FINDING THEIR SON. JOSIE WANTS TO MAKE AMENDS WITH DUSTY. BF HE GETS OUT SHE GOES TO VISIT HIM IN HIS CELL. MARGO WONDERS WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THIS. CARLY AGREES TO HELP JANET WIT HER DRESS SINCE SHE PUT HER $.02 IN ON HER WEDDING DRESS!! SHE SHOULDN'T WEAR THAT BLUE ONE, SHE TELLS HER. JACK HEARS THIS. HE WONDERS WHY CARLY IS WITH JANET??!! MEG ISN'T FORGIVING DUSTY THIS TIME, SHE SAYS??!! SWEETPEA

DAYS OF OUR LIVES

NICOLE TELLS BRADY SHE LACED HIS DRINK WITH COCAINE IS THE REASON SHE KNOCKED IT OUT OF HIS HAND NOT TO DRINK. SHE REALLY WANTED THAT BABY!! SHE TELLS BRADY. HER MOTHERLY INTINCTS HAVE SET IN. UH-OH!! EJ MEETS WITH NICOLE. HE IS MAD BRADY IS STILL AROUND!! EJ ADMITS TO NICOLE HE IS OVER SAMI!! REALLY THIS TIME??!! COME ON... WE WILL SEE??!! DANIEL HAS MEDICAL PROBLEMS WITH CHLOE. SOMETHING WITH HER WHITE BLOOD CELLS. SHE CANNOT HELP KATE!! HAS HER LEUKEMIA RETURNED??!! OH NO!! SAMI ADMITS FEELINGS FOR RICK--FRIENDLY FEELINGS. HE FOR HER TOO??!! OH SAMI!! SHE WANTS TO SEE HER KIDS. THAT GUY IS STILL HUNTING FOR SAMATHA BRADY!! UH-OH!! STEPHNANO HAS PLANS WITH EJ TO HAVE NICOLE COME BACK TO LIVE WITH THEM. BC SHE IS PREGNANT WITH EJ'S CHILD--A DIMERA HEIR!! THING IS-- THEY DON'T KNOW SHE'S NO LOST THE BABY. SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

ALL MY CHILDREN

TAD HAS TO GET TO JAMIE!! GORILLAS ARE AFTER HIM. WAR THINGS OR WHATEVER??!! CRYSTAL STARTS TO HAVE A PANIC ATTACK AGAIN!! SHE CALLS DAVID AGAIN!! SHE GRIMACILY GRINS!! OH DAVID!! THEN HE TELLS ANGIE HE IS TURNING HER IN FOR GOING AGAINST A PATIENT'S WISHES FOR LIFE SUPPORT THAT SHE DID NOT WANT. THIS IS JUST TO SUIT HER FAMILY((DAUGHTER)). OH DAVID!! ANGIE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!! SHE HATED TO SEE NATALIA SUFFER!! SHE AIN'T HAVIN' HER MOTHER DYING!! JOE TALKS WITH ANGIE ABOUT THIS. SHE TELLS DAVID TO GO TO H___!! ANNIE IS STILL CRAZY. EMMA GETS IN HER ROOM!! GREENLEE TRIES TO STOP THE LITTLE GIRL!! ANNIE ACTS SCARED OF HER. SHE WANTS RYAN((WHO SHE THINKS IS HER FATHER??!!)) THIS ANNIE, I MEAN. HMMMMMMMM............... AIDAN TALKS WITH GREENLEE. HE'S GOING AWAY ON A BUSINESS TRIP. SHE TELLS HIM TO STAY SAFE. 'BOUT THAT TIME RYAN WALKS UP WHILE THEY ARE HUGGING. SWEETPEA

BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

STEFFI CRIES FOR PHOEBE TO COME BACK!! SHE STANDS ON THE LEDGE AND BEGS FOR PHOEBE TO COME BACK!! TELLS HER SHE'S ONE OF THOSE STARS UP IN THE SKY, AND SHE BETS SHE'S SINGING HER ANGELIC VOICE UP THERE WITH THE ANGELS!! RIDGE HAPPENS TO SEE HER UP THERE AND CATCHES HER FROM FALLING!! STEPHANIE WORRIES ABOUT HER AND TAYLOR. RICK CONFESSES THAT HE IS THE ONE THAT CAUSED THE ARGUMENT THAT GOT HIM PARARLYZED WITH RIDGE!! HE CASED THE FIGHT THAT PUSHED HIM OVER THE EDGE. BROOKE IS FURIOUS WITH HER SON!! HOW COULD HE DO THIS TO RIDGE AND HER!! PLUS HE TELLS HER THAT HE PROLONGED THE PARALYSIS LONGER TO KEEP RIDGE AWAY!! HE FAKED BEING PARALYZED!! SHE'S MAD!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS

LAUREN CONVINCES GLORIA TO HELP LOWELL BY TESTIFYING FOR HIM!! THIS IS GOOD FOR MICHAEL, HER SON TOO AND FIN. JEFREY LEARNS OF THIS AND USES THE TAINTED LOTION TO GO AGAINST GLORIA BC OF THIS!! UH-OH!! IT IS OVER BETWEEN JACK AND SHARON. THEY TELL NOAH. PHYLLIS ARGUES WITH NICK ABOUT THE KISS HE AND SHARON SHARED. THAT WAS A KISS SHARED BETWEEN TWO LOVERS!! NOT PEOPLE WHO ARE SEPARATED!! SHE IS MAD!! UNDERSTANDABLY SO!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

"THE VIEW" ON "THE THONG"

CAMERON MATHESON WAS NOT WEARING A THONG HE SAYS. THEY SHOWED A CLIP ON HIM ON ALL MY CHILDREN. HE INTTERRUPTED THE VIEW TELLING THEM HE HAS OTHER CAST MEMEBERS TO VOUCH FOR HIM ABOUT THIS!! HE WILL GO GET THEM!! SURE LOOKED LIKE ONE THOUGH!! ANYWHO TO ANOTHER GUY, RACHAEL RAY HAS "HER IDOL" SEX SYMBOL" "BEEFCAKE" ((SHE CALLS HIM!!)) ON HER SHOW TODAY~TOM JONES!! THIS TICKLED HER TREMENDOUSLY!! SHE NAMED SOME BEEFSTEAK RECIPE AFTER HIM!! HOW DO Y'ALL LIKE THAT??!! ARE Y'ALL WATCHING?? OR DID YOU?? HMMMMMMMMMM.......................... Y'ALL I GOT THE BEST SOAP OPERA SUMMARIES LATER!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!! STAY OUT OF THE RAIN!! YEY!! I BELEIVE I'M OVER MY COLD ALMOST!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN