1/31/09

TOP TEN REASONS PEOPLE HATE JULIANNE HOUGH

#1 THERE WAS SUCH A HUGE SHORTAGE OF WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE BARBIE DOLLS IN COUNTRY BEFORE JULIANNE STARTED HER "CAREER" #2 THE INTERNATIONAL OLYMPIC COMMITTEE HAS NOT ENDORSED GIGGLING AS AN OLYMPIC SPORT #3 CHUCK, MY MAN, YOU'VE GONE FROM STEALING CINDERELLA TO SHOPLIFTING TAMMY #4 JULIANNE WILL DANCE WITH ANYONE SHE'S PAID TO DANCE WITH. SO BY EXTENSION, PERHAPS SHE'LL ___________ ANYONE SHE'S PAID TO #5 BECAUSE SHE'S JUST THE PERSON COUNTRY NEEDS TO IMPROVE IT'S IMAGE #6 BECAUSE IT'S NOT AN ACT. REALLY. #7 WITH RASCAL FLATTS AND TAYLOR SWIFT MAKING IT BIG, COUNTRY WAS HURTING BAD FOR ANOTHER "ARTIST" WHO APPEALS TO SMALL CHILDREN #8 I'M OLD FASHIONED, BUT STILL BELIEVE A SINGER SHOULD BE ABLE TO SING #9 BECAUSE IF MS HOUGH HADN'T GOTTEN LUCKY, YOU KNOW SHE'LD BE ANSWERING THE PHONE SOMEWHERE #10 BECAUSE MAN STEALING IS A FELONY IN MOST SOUTHERN STATES

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you are right on the money sweetpea. Julianne is all of those things and most importantly she can't sing. Without her looks and flirty behavior she really is nothing. Time to give some people with talent a chance!

Anonymous said...

Ouch.... but sadly, very true.

Anonymous said...

You've said everything that I've been thinking. Kudos to you, sweetpea!