HEADACHES , MIGRAINES, BRAIN TUMORS, AND SUCH

DO Y'ALL--ALL YOU FAMOUS PEOPLE WITH $$MONEY$$-- GOT A CURE FOR SOME OF THE MIND-BLOWING, EXTREMELY PAINFUL HEADACHES THAT ARE OUT THERE THESE DAYS??!! ONE THING IS WE SHOULD RELIEVE ALL THIS STRESS WE HAVE ON USE, EARTHLINGS--AMERICANS!! ALL LIFE IS-IS WORRY. NOT THAT I'M FUSSIN' OR ANYTHING, BUT THIS WORLD'S JUST NEEDS TO CALM DOWN WITH ALL THIS BICKERING AND FIGHTIN'. MONEY-GRUBBING MESS THAT MAKES PEOPLE CRAZY. YOU MILLIONAIRES--BILLIONAIRES WITH YOUR $$MONEY$$ THAT YOU COULD WIPE YOUR A____ WITH SHOULD THROW SOME MY WAY OR A CHARITIES'!! I'VE BEEN A GOOD PERSON ALL MY LIFE AND ALL OF US GOOD PEOPLE NEED SOMETIHNG TO SHOW FOR IT!! I HOPE Y'ALL LIKE MY DAILY BLOGGING. LOOK AT ALL THESE HOLLYWOOD STARS--WHAT DO THEY DO BUT ACT AND/OR ACT STUPID AND THEY GET ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD!! OH, LET'S GO SHAVE OUR HEAD AND GO CRAZY((Y'ALL KNOW WHO I'M TLAKIN' ABOUT!! LOOK HOW MUCH SHE HAS OR LET'S GO SHOW OFF UR 40 YEAR OLD BIKINI BODY!! LOOK HOW MUCH SHE'S GOT!! PLUS HER HUSBAND!!--LOVE YA' TIM!! ANYWAYS, OR LET ME ACT LIKE THE GUY WITH HITLER WHO KILLED HITLER, FRIENDS WITH HITLER SCIENTOLOGIST HIMSELF--SKID ACROSS THE FLOOR IN SOCKS AND A BUTTON-UP SHIRT, FOOTBALL GUY, NASCAR DUDE, WHATEVER-ELSE CRUISE HAS DONE!! COME ON!! THEN THERE'S THIS OH I'M ALL FOR CHARITIES. BREAKING GOOD GUITARS, ACTING SILLY GARTH WHO OR WHAT DOES HRE DO??!! OH AND LET'S OT FORGET MS. SWIFT WHO HAS TO ACT NOW BC SHE'S MUST BE BORED OF MUSIC!! CAN'T STAY JUST IN COUNTRY MUSIC BECAUSE SHE'S FLAVORED OVER THERE ON THE POP RADIO STATIONS TOO NOW!! YES, AND JULIANNE HOUGH AND JESSICA SIMPSON JUST GO AWAY TOO!! JEWEL, HITCH A RIDE WITH THEM!! WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING FOR COUNTRY MUSIC ANYWAYS?? LEAVE DARIUS RUCKER WHERE HE BE!! LAST BUT OT LEAST THERE IS KENNY CHESNEY WITH HIS BAHAMAS HE OWNS!! JUST GO THERE AND SHUT UP!! ANYWAYS, WELL, THAT'S MY RANT FOR THE DAY. GOD BLESS AND GOOD NIGHT!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

GUIDING LIGHT SOAP SUMMARY

REVA AND JOSH BOTH GET LOCKED UP--AND WITH SHANE FOR THAT MATTER!! OH, HE'S LOVIN' THIS!! DINAH COMES TO VISIT AND TELLS HIM ABOUT HIS GIRLFRIEND. HE DON'T WANT HER INVOLVED!! MARINA LEARNS OF COOP'S INFIDELITY WITH BETH!! SHE GETS THIS AT THE DINER FROM HER GRANDFATHER!! BETH JUST WANTS COOPER!! HER MOTHER WARNS HER. BETH JUST WANTS HER MOTHER TO MAKE IT BETTER. KISS IT AND MAKE IT BETTER LIKE SHE USED TO, SHE SAYS!! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM......................................................... REMI'S SIS TALKS WITH MALLET ABOUT THE BABY SITUATION. HE WANTS ONE NOW. MARINA TELLS HIM ALL SHE WANTS IS HIM!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.. ................................ ANYWAYS!! Y'ALL HAVE A GOOD REST OF YOUR EVENING AND GOOD NIGHT!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

GH SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

ROBIN WANTS THE 1ST HOUSE THEY HAVE FOUND. PATRICK TRIES TO GET HER TO LOOK AT MORE. THIS ONE HAS THE WHITE PICKET FENCE AND ALL THAT FLUFF!! SHE'S IN LOVE!! SHE'LL TAKE IT!! IT HAS ALL THE ROOM THEY NEED FOR THEM AND EMMA SO SHE WANTS THAT HOUSE!! JASON IS TRYING TO HELP THE FBI. IT MAKES HIM MAD ENOUGH TO THROW HIS CELL PHONE!! HE YELLS AT SPINNELLI!! CARLY OVERHEARS AND WONDERS WHAT'S WRONG?? ALEXIS COMES BY TO SEE JAX AND SEES HE AND CARLY ARE BACK TO TOGETHER. SHE TELLS HIM SHE WON'T ASK ANYTHING ABOUT THE DIVORCE. CARLY WONDERS WHEN ALEXI LEAVES WHAT ALEXIS WAS REALLY THINKING BF SHE LEFT THEIR PLACE??!! KATE//CONNIE WALKS IN ON CLAUDIA!! SHE TRIES TO HIDE THAT DVD JERRY SENT HER!! THEY FIGHT OVER SONNY CORINTHOS!! AND SUCH. CLAUDIA OF COURSE HAD TO BRING UOP SEX!!=THE SOAP OPERA STORYLINE ON THE DAY!! KATE//CONNIE LEAVES, BUT WATCHES CLAUDIA AS SHE PUTS IN THE JERRY JAX DVD!! UH-OH!! HMMMMMMMMM........ WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............................................ SAM AND LUCKY FIGHT. ALEXIS COMES TO VISIT HER DAUGHTER AND SEES THEM ARGUING. ELIZABETH SEES ROBIN AND PATRICK ARE MOVING IN NEXT TO HER. SHE'S GLAD. SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

AS THE WORLD TURNS((ATWT)) SOAP SUMMARY

LUKE ASKS BRIAN WHAT'S WRONG??!! HE'S GAY!! HE ADMITS WHEN NOAH PRESSURES HIM. LUCINDA WALKS IN ABOUT THAT TIME AND SAYS THANK GOD YOU HAVE FINALLY ADMITTED IT!! JADE IS TALKING WITH HER FATHER, DEREK NOW. SINCE HE SAVED HER. HMMMMMMM......... BONNIE IS GLAD OF THIS AND GLAD HE IS ALRIGHT!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

One Life To Live Soap Opera Summary

Markko doesn't like it one bit that Tea's still around. Langston says she's trying to help. Lola says the same. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................... WHAT U DON'T KNOW, GIRLS!!................ Anyways, Star's getting closer with her teacher. Cole doing drugs. Matthew too or excuse me he says he's holding marijuana for a friend. He argues with his father telling him he never smoked it. Rex says haven't you??!! Bo don't look happy!! UH-OH!! Jess sees Star's baby. Brody knows something is bothering her!! He asks and she doens't say. SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

NBC-DAYS OF OUR LIVES SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

CHLOE AND DANIEL ARE STILL GONG AT IT!! CHLOE KNOWS IT'S WRONG, BUT ISN'T STOPPING!! WOW!! EJ HELPS NICK BY DEFENDING HIM. MELANIE IS SO GLAD HER FRIEND IS OKAY!! SHE'S NOT TOO HAPPY STEPHANIE'S WITH PHILIP THOUGH!! NICOLE BEGS THAT GIRL TO LET HER HAVE HER BABY!! SHE NEEDS THAT BABY!! THIS MAKES THE GIRL WANT TO KEEP HER OWN BABY!! UH-OH!! NICOLE!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

NIC TELLS KATIE HE'S OT UP TO SOMETHING. HE WORRIED ABOUT THEIR $$MONEY$$. SHE TELLS HIM THAT SHE ONLY WANTS HIM NOT HIS MONEY!! BRIDGET WARNS RICK AND STEFFI THEY CAN NEVER BE TOGETHER!! THE FAMILIES WON'T ALLOW IT!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

ALL MY CHILDREN SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

GREENLEE HAS A BAD DREAM. SHE TELLS RYAN NOT TO RIDE THE BIKE HE WAS GIVEN!! ANNIE WANTS HER HUSBAND!! AIDAN WANTS TO SEE ANNIE. HE TELLS THE GUY HE NEEDS TO HELP HER!! HMMMMMMM................ ERICA WANTS TO APOLOGIZE TO REESE BY HAVING BRUNCH WITH HER. OPAL WARNS OF BAD INTENTIONS!! BOTH ON REESE'S PART AND ERICA'S. ZACH ASSURES BIANCA THAT HE ONLY WANTS HER SIS, KENDALL, THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE. HE DOESN'T WANT REESE!! BIANCA INTERRUPTS THE BRUNCH WORRIED SOMETHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN BETWEEN HER MOTHER AND REESE!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

BILLY CATCHES CHLOE LOOKING HIM UP AS SONNY. HE TELLS WHERE HE IS. SHE WANTS HIM!! WILL SHARON AND NICK FINALLY END UP TOGETHER AGAIN?? HAVE A GOOD DAY Y'ALLSWEETPEA-HONEYBUN