KARAOKE NIGHT

YES, I WENT TO KARAOKE TONIGHT AT THE COTTON GIN. DID OT SING TONIGHT ((WELL, AT LEAST ON STAGE, I DIDN'T--THIS TIME)). THEY DIDN'T HAVE MARTINA'S "ANYWAY" OR "BROKEN WING". I GOT THEM SONGS DOWN PAT!! I'M AS GOOD AS MARTINA IS!! ANYWAYS, PARDON THE "PUN". HAHA!! I DANCED WITH ONE OF THE LADIES THERE. WE GOOFED AROUND. HER HUSBAND JOINED IN. I HAD A GOOD TIME UNTIL H.BUN WANTED TO COME HOME RIGHT AFTER!!--DANCE. WAS HE JEALOUS?? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM............ I CAN'T HELP IT!! I GOT OUT AND HAD A GREAT TIME!! WISH I HAD SANG KARAOKE TONIGHT. I'VE SANG "CRY" BY FAITH McGRAW AND MRS. McBRIDE's "I LOVE YOU'. THAT WAS MY FIRST AND I WAS NEROUS!! "CRY" I SANG EXCELLENTLY THOUGH!! WATCH OUT MRS. OLD BLOND FAITH HILL!! ANYWAYS, I HAD A GOOD TIME DANCING AND TALKING WITH THAT WOMAN. IT WAS HARMLESS FUN!! I BET H.BUN DOESN'T TAKE ME BACK THERE FOR A WHILE!! SILLY MAN!! I WISH I HAD A KARAOKE MACHINE. I USED TO. ANYWAYS, Y'ALL HAVE A GOOD NIGHT AND WEEKEND!! MAYBE TOMORROW I'LL GET Y'ALL THE NUMBER ONE SONG OF THE WEEK IN COUNTRY!!SWEETPEA-HB

GUIDING LIGHT SOAP OPERA RECAPS

MARINA AND MALLET GO TO ADOPT A BABY. MARINA REMEMBERS THE MEMORIAL AND HAS TO LEAVE. SHE'S AFRAID THAT WON'T GET THEM A BABY. SHE CUSSES AND THEN SAYS THEY HEARD HER AND WON'T LET HER ADOPT. MALLET TELLS HER TO GO. HE WILL TAKE CARE THAT. HE TALKS WITH THE LADY ABOUT IT AND SHE HAS SOME PROBLEM WITH HIS JOB OR SOMETHING. SHE WANTS THAT STRAIGHTENED OUT. REVA HOLDS A MEMORIAL FOR SHANE'S FRIEND, LARA. DINAH AND REVA GET INTO IT OVER WHO CAN HELP SHANE MORE!! SHE DON'T THINK HER SON WANTS TO COME. DINAH COMES WITH HIM TO IT. AFTER IT STARTS AND EVERYONE GETS UP TO SAY A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT LARA DINAH ASKS IF SHANE WANTS TO LEAVE. NO, HE WANTS TO SAY A FEW WORDS. HE THANKS THEM ESPECIALLY HIS MOTHER FOR DOING THIS. TELLS HER LARA WOULD BE PROUD. REMI AND CRISTINA TALKS ABOUT THE TESTS AND THEIR LIFE TOGETHER. MAYBE THEY DON'T WANT A DIVORCE. SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

GENERAL HOSPITAL SOAP OPERA RECAPS

NIKOLAS ALMOST RUNS INTO REBECCA SHAW((THE EMILY LOOK-A-LIKE)) ON THE ELEVATOR AT GENERAL HOSPITAL. ROBIN AGREES TO COME TO CARLY'S FOUNDATION PARTY. MICHAEL'S BDAY PARTY. AFTER VISITING ROBIN CARLY TELLS PATRICK SHE BELIEVES ROBIN MAY HAVE POST-PARTUM DEPRESSION. SHE HAD THAT WITH MICHAEL AND THANKED GOD FOR JASON BEING THERE WITH HER THEN DURING THAT TIME. PATRICK DON'T BELIEVE IT. SHE TELLS HIM HE NEEDS TO. AT HOME, EMMA STARTS TO CRY. ROBIN IS NOW ALONE WITH HER. SHE TELLS THE BABY((EMMA)) TO STOP CRYING!! SHE CALLS HERSELF A BAD MOTHER!! DON'T HURT EMMA, ROBIN!! ANTHONY WONDERS WHO TOLD CLAUDIA ABOUT HIM SHOOTING KATE HOWARD//CONNIE FALCONERY!! WILL SHE BE THE NEXT ONE DEAD ON THE SOAP??!! UH-OH!! OLIVIA ASKS SONNY TO SIGN SOME PAPERS FOR THE FOUNDATION TONIGHT. SHE ASKS ABOUT HIS INVOLVEMENT WITH THE MOB AND STUFF. HE WONDERS WHY SHE IS WORKING FOR JAX??!! SHE TELLS HIM THAT'S OT OF HIS BUSINESS! THEY TALK ABOUT THE OLD DAYS AND BEING TOGETHER IN BENSONHERST. SHE GIVES HIM A PRESENT FORM KATE/CONNIE. HMMMMMMMMMMMMM.............................. SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL

SOMEONE HAS SABOTAGED FORRESTER CREATIONS. IT'S RIC!! HE ASKS NIC FOR A JOB AS PRESIDENT OF HIS AND HIS MOTHER'S JACKIE'S COMPANY--JACKIE M. FINALLY JACK GIVES INTO RIC'S OFFER. HE AGREES AND MAKES HIM PRESIDENT, BIT AT WHAT COST THOUGH?? HE TELLS STEFFI. SHE CANNOT BELIEVE IT!! HE SAYS THEY CAN FINALLY BE TOGETHER WITHOUT THE FAMILY BREATHING DOWN THEIR NECKS!! STEFFI CANNOT BELIEVE RIC WOULD DO THIS TO FORRESTER CREATIONS!! HE WANTS TO BE RID OF RIDGE. WHAT TILL ALL THE FAMILY FINDS THIS OUT!! BROOKE GOES TO SPEAK WITH NIC ABOUT THE THEFT OF THE DESIGNS. HE DOESN'T TELL HER IT WAS THE WORK OF HER SON!! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..........................................................SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

AS THE WORLD TURNS SOAP OPERA RECAPS

CARLY DOESN'T WANT HER DAUGHTER, SAGE TO MOVIE OUT. SHE IS DOING THIS ON COUNT OF HER MOTHER WANTING TO MARRY CRAIG!! SHE TELLS CRAIG SHE CAN'T MARRY HIM!! SHE WANTS HER DAUGHTER!! HE TELLS HER THIS IS A PHASE THE CHILD IS GOING THROUGH!! COME ON!! DUSTY WANTS TO MARRY MEG TO SAVE HER FROM PAUL. PAUL IS WITH MEG NOW BEGGING FOR HER TO COME BACK TO HIM. HE GOES TO HIS MOTHER FOR HELP. HE ASKS HER TO PLEAD HIS CASE TO MEG. SHE DOES, BUT WILL IT WORK. I BELIEVE SHE WILL MARRY DUSTY= A CBS SOAP OPERA SPOILER HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.................. WE WILL SEE. JACK COMES FOR HIS DAUGHTER. JOSIE IS UPSET DUSTY HAS PLANS OF MARRYING MEG. SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

One Life to Live Soap Opera Recaps

Cole is still on drugs. Matthew too. Star talks with Cole about this. Bo and Nora wonder what to do with their son, Matthew?? Janet cooperates with the cops to get a lighter sentence. She wears a wire and goes to talk with Todd Manning. He is in bed with Tea Delgado. She teases him and tells him that they slept together. Kidding. the didn't have sex they just slept in rhe same place together=STORYLINE OF THE DAY!! He catches Janet wearing the wire!! He tears open her shirt revealing it!! Lola admits to Tea that Ray wrote her a letter. Vanessa finds out about this. She gets the letter from Lola and burns it. As she's doing this Cristian catches and asks what she was burning. She tells him it was a letter from Ray, but she doesn't reveal to Cristian what the letter said!! Dorian is going the meditating David Vickeroshi way!! He tells her she is doing is wrong!! She has to give up all worldly possessions!! Addie can't believe this is coming out her sister's mouth!! Star, her niece neither!! Moe is coming into some $$money$$!! According to Delphinia, the psychic. She tells his wife((Noelle)) this!! Dorian's $$ is what it is!! To suit David, Dorian is giving all her $$money$$ to Moe!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

Days Of Our Lives

John remembers Marlena. He remembers their love!! She gets Brady to go speak with his father. He so glad to be back!! Brady is so glad to have his father back!! They get married again. Chloe and Daniel are still going at it!! Lucas is none the wiser!! Sami asks Theresa the nun to take care of her baby when she delivers it. She agrees. Meanwhile, Nicole is listening to their conversation. Will she steal Sami's baby?? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................... That's right up Nicole's alley!! Stephano is supposed to got to a meeting in Rome. he's hurting!! EJ says he will go in his place. Well, that's perfect timing for Nicole to steal Sami;'s baby bc she's in labor now!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

ALL MY CHILDREN SOAP OPER RECAPS

ERICA WANTS AMANDA TO GET TO WORK AT FUSION!! JR COMES TO VISIT HER. ERICA WON'T ALLOW ANY VISITORS!! WELL!! ZACH WON'T GO VISIT KENDALL!! REESE TAKES HIM TO GO SEE HER SINCE SHE GOT JOSH'S HEART. SHE ASKS HIM TO LISTEN TO IT. He FINALLY PUTS HIS HEAD TO HER CHES TTO HEAR THE HEART//HER HEART BEATING. HE'S GLAD. ZACH ASKS BROT TO COME WORK FOR HIM. HE THINKS TAYLOR PUT HIM UP TO IT. WILL HE TAKE THE JOB OFFER AT THE CASINO?? HE THINKS EVERYONE WILL THINK HE'S A FREAK SHOW!! GREENLEE WANTS ZACH TO BE RYAN'S BEST MAN. RYAN'S OT TO KEEN OF THAT IDEA. ANNIE TALK WITH AIDAN IN THE VENTS. DR. SINCLAIR LISTENS IN... ANNIE ASKS AIDAN WHAT TO DO NOW?? HE TELLS HER TO DO WHAT THE DOCTORS WANT. JUST DON'T TELL THEM YOU REMEMBER IT ALL RIGHT NOW!! SHE WANTS TO KILL GREENLEE!! DR. SINCLAIR CALLS RYAN!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

The Young And The Restless((y&R))

Nikki doesn't believe a word Katherine is saying. Sharon thinks of Brad and their kiss they shared. She thinks of Jack and the divorce. Jack talks with Nosh. He hates to see them split. He doesn't want his mom unhappy!! Brad lets Nick in on his conversation with Phyllis. He turns his phone while they talk. Nick confronts Phyllis. Well, Sharon who you gonna choose, Brad or Nick to be with next?? Victor talks with Heather. She tells him that the Walter Palin case has been dropped, but she still believes that Victor guilty and will ot stop 'til she finds the evidence to take Mr. Newman down!! Paul believes Catherine//Katherine is the real deal!! Nikki can't believe he believes in that fraud!!((her opinion)) SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

UPDATE

MORE SOAP OPERA SUMMARIES LATER. SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

GENERAL HOSPITAL SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

SONNY FINDS JERRY'S NEXT DVD FOR CLAUDIA. HE DON'T WATCH IT THOUGH. HE PUTS IT BACK UP WHERE CARLY TOOK IT FROM. HE WORRIES ABOUT THE MESS THAT BEEN MADE. HE WONDERS WHAT CLAUDIA WAS DOING IN HER ROOM??!!--RIC!! SORRY Y'ALL I COULDN'T RESIST!!!! CARLY GOES BY ROBIN'S NEW PLACE TO ASK HER TO COME TO MICHAEL'S PARTY SHE'S THROWING TO HELP RAISE $$MONEY$$ FOR THAT FOUNDATION. EMMA STARTS TO CRY. CARLY TELLS ROBIN SHE WILL WAIT TILL SHE SEES TO EMMA. ROBIN JUMPS ALL OVER CARLY!! SAYING, "WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M NOT A GOOD MOTHER!!" CARLY SAYS, "NO. SHE'S JUST TRYING TO HELP." SAM TALKS WITH SPINELLI ABOUT JASON'S DEALINGS WITH THE FBI. SHE WANTS TO HELP. WILL THIS THROW THEM BACK TOGETHER?? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...................... PATRICK THANKS LIZ AGAIN FOR HELPING WITH EMMA AND CLEANING THEIR HOUSE. "SHE SAYS IT WAS HER PLEASURE." HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM................ WILL THE PRODUCERS//DIRECTORS THROW SHE AND MATT TOGETHER OR SHE AND PATRICK?? AND WHAT ABOUT THIS REBECCA SHAW CHARACTER??((WHO LOOKS LIKE EMILY)) WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?? SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

GUIDING LIGHT SOAP OPERA SUMMARIES

DINAH HAS TO GO GET HER SIS OUTTA JAIL!! SHE SHOPLIFTED!! SHE TALKS WITH HER ABOUT THIS. TELLS HER TO GO CALL THEIR MOTHER--TELL HER ABOUT IT!! WHILE THERE DINAH TELLS MALLET AND MARINA TO ADOPT. THEY WILL BE GREAT PARENTS. REVA TALKS WITH DINAH ABOUT SHANE. DINAH TELLS HER SHE UNDERSTANDS WHERE HE'S COMING FROM. REVA WAS GLAD SHE WAS THERE FOR HIM. DOES DINAH APPRECIATE THAT?? REMI AND CRISTINA KISS. WELL, MARRIED LIFE IS GOING TO WORK OUT FOR THEM. SHE SCORED HIGH ON HER MCAPS, MCATS, FOR MEDICAL SCHOOL OR WHATEVER. MARINA HATES TAKE WHAT DINAH HAD TO SAY SERIOUSLY, BUT IS PROUD THAT SHE TOLD THEM THEY WOULD BE GREAT PARENTS. BECAUSE OF THIS, THEY AGREE TO ADOPT!! AWH!! I WONDER IF THAT'S WHAT HONEYBUN AND I WILL HAVE TO DO?? I WOULD ADOPT A BABY. SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

ONE LIFE TO LIVE SOAP OPERA SUMMARIES

NATALIE TALKS WITH HER MOTHER VICKI ABOUT WHAT JESS DID TO HER. SHE WANTS NAT TO FORGIVE HER. SHE CAN'T BECAUSE IT WAS TORTURE!! JESS//TESS AND TINA DRUG HER DOWN INTO THE BASEMENT AND DRUGGED HER SO THEY COULD GET HER DOWN THERE. AUNTIE TINA WENT ALONG WITH IT BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T WNAT HER SECRET ABOUT HE NEDORRA JEWLS TO BE FOUND OUT!! NATALIE JUST THINKS THAT'S DESPICABLE!! IT IS!! ANYWAYS!! STAR IS FALLING MORE FOR THAT TEACHER OF HERS. TODD TALKS WITH TEA, HIS LAWYER((PROBABLY FIXIN' TO BE HIS BEDMATR AGIAN))ABOUT STEALING STAR'S BABY. HE KNEW THAT WAS WRONG. HE JUST WANTED TO BE WITH MARTY AND THEY HAVE THEIR LITTLE HAPPY LIFE TOGETHER. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....................... BLAIR AND JOHN ARE STILL GOIBG AT IT!!=TORYLINE OF YESTERDAY!! SWEETPEA-HNEYBUN

AS THE WORLD TURNS

EMMA WANTS PAUL AWAY FROM ELIZA!! MEG SAYS IT'S OK!! EMMA IS ANGRY!! DEREK ACTS AS IF JADE IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM. WILL THEY START A FATHER//DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIP?? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....................... WILL CARLY ACTUALLY MARRY CRAIG?? OR IS SHE JUST STILL TRYING TO GET OVER JACK?? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....... .................. ALI WANTS CASEY. EMILY CONFRONTS HER WITH THIS!! ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO TAKE ALL THE MEN I BEEN WITH??!!, SHE ASKS HER SIS((ALI))UH-OH!! I SENSE TENSION!! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...................... DUSTY WANTS FULL CUSTODY AND CRAIG NO WHERE NEAR HIS SON!! WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH THAT?? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.......................... SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

DAYS OF OUR LIVES SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

BRADY SEES HIS DAD REMEBERS MARLENA. HE WANTS HER TO COME TALK WITH HIM. SHE SEES HE REMEMBERS. KAYLA IS TRYING TO GET JOHN BACK. SHE DOESN'T PROMISE MARLENA ANYTHING. JOHN GOES INTO CONVULSIONS!! WILLL HE COME OUT OF THEM?? MARLENA TALKS WITH HIM ABOUT THEIR "GREAT LOVE". RAPH GETS ATTACKED WHILE BY THAT GUY LOOKING FOR SAMI. IN THE MEANWHILE SHE'S AT THE CONVENT TALKING WITH THE NUN ABOUT HER BABY SHE'S CARRYING. SHE DON'T WNAT THE FATHER'S FAMILY TO KNOW!!((THE DIMERAS)!! CHLOE LETS IT SLIP THAT SAMI IS PREGNANT ALSO!! UH THIS BOTHERS NICOLE!! SHE GOES TO THE CONVENT WHERE SAMI IS. WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT??!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL SOAP OPERA RECAPS

ERIC SEES HIS DESIGNS HAVE BEEN STOLEN AT FORRESTER CREATIONS. WHO DID THIS?? WAS IT KATIE?? STEPHANIE WANTS TO BLAME THE FORRESTER CHILDREN. WAS IT SHE?? THE FORRESTER KIDS ARE ALL UP IN ARMS!! STEFFI AND RICK ARE STILL TOGETHER, BUT KNOW THEY SHOULDN'T BE BECAUSE OF WHAT THEIR FAMILIES WOULD THINK.--HOW THEY WOULD REACT!! BRIDGETT ALREADY KNOWS AND IS FURIOUS. SHE SURE DON'T THINK THEM CONSUMMATING IS WISE!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

ALL MY CHILDREN

DAVID WANTS KRYSTAL TO COME BY THE POLICE STATION WITH THE PILLS TO SHOW HE'S NOT DRUGGING HER. ANGIE WANTS DAVID TO GO DOWN!! SHE'S ALL RILED UP ABOUT THIS!! JESSE TRIES TO CALM HIS WIFE DOWN. COLBY FEELS BAD FOR THE WAY SHE'S TREATED PETEY COURTLAND. HE FRIENDS LAUGH AT WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY ABOUT THE GEEK.((THEIR WORDS, NOT MINE!!)) SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

The Young and the Restless

AMBER GETS CATHERINE TO AGREE TO GO TO THE DOCTOR. HE FINDS HE NEEDS TO DO CT SCANS AND SUCH TO FIGURE OUT WHY SHE'S FORGETTING THINGS. AMBER TELLS CATHERINE SHE WILL PAY FOR THEM. JUST GET THEM DONE. SHE WANTS MRS.C BACK!! PAUL WANTS INFO ON MUPPHY TO SEE IF HE'S TRYING TO SCAM CATHERINE. AWH, PAUL!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN