WHAT'S KELLIE PICKLER ON A DIET FOR--((4give me))TO LOSE HER BOOBS!!

JESSICA SIMPSON ISN'T FAT EITHER!! IS THAT TINY THING((Kellie Pickler)) REALLY THAT ENDOWED??((is that the word I'm lookin' for??!!))PAPARRAZZI ARE TERRIBLE!! GOD BLESS HER AND JESSICA AND ALL MY READERS, MY FANS OF THE SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN. SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

Honeybun and I send Our Condolences from Sweetpea-Honeybun to...

BILLY POWELL's family, the keyboardist of the famous band Lynrd Skynrd died today at the age of 56. We are so sorry for the family's loss AND the band's loss. We send condolences. My favorite Lynrd Skynrd song is "Free Bird". I do not know H.Bun's.??!! Good night, Sweetpea-Honeybunfanatics!!

General Hospital Soap Opera Summaries

Sam is hurt and has to been seen by General Hospital and of course who is her nurse, Liz!! GH is about to be hit by a poison!! Spinnelli and Jason are talking about it now!! Someone who has the shipments is bringing in this poison. Little do they know it the hospital!! Some guy gets brought into the OPERATING ROOM and Monica washes up to help Dr. Hunter and as they start Patrick yells at them to stop!! TOO LATE!! People start going down everywhere!! Will they survive?? Did Rebecca bring this with her to Port Charles??!! What's going on?? Carly gets people together for Michael's benefit for head injury victims((I had one of those when I had that car accident i told y'all about years back)) Anyways, Spinnelli starts hacking again!! Jason yells at him for it!! Jason already saved him this time from the FBI sending him to prison!! Jax has to leave the benefit for Lady Jane. Carly tells hom she understands. The Quartermaines come bc Edward is Michael's grandfather. He puts Sonny and Carly down as soon as he walks in the door!! Until he sees Nadine and he flirts with her a while!! Kate discovers the DVD and watches it bf anyone notices she's there!! She knows Claudia secret--her shooting Michael Corinthos instead of Sonny. It was Ian Devlin she hired to shot Sonny, but the bullet hit Michael instead!! Claudia was watching. Claudia catches her there. WHAT WILL CLAUDIA DO TO KATE HOWANRD//CONNIE FALCONERY?? Sonny is glad she's there. Will she tell him about the DVD and what's on it?? Sweetpea-Honeybun

GUIDING LIGHT SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

COOP AND BETH DECIDE TO CARRY ON WITH THEIR RELATIONSHIP. SHE IS LEAVING ALAN!! HE IS STUNNED BY THE VISION OF SEEING HER WITH COOPER!! WHILE OVER AT NATALIA'S AND OLIVIA'S HE IS IN A STUNNED STATE EVEN THOUGH HE TELLS THEM THEY SHOULDN'T BE TOGETHER!!((MEANING NATALIA AND OLIVIA)) IT'LL HURT EMMA GROWING UP!! THEY TELL HIM THEY ARE JUST FRIENDS LIVING TOGETHER RAISING EMMA. HE TELLS THEM IT DON'T LOOK RIGHT!! WINSLOW WORRIES ABOUT COOPER, HIS SON SNEAKING AROUND WITH ALAN SPAULDING'S WIFE!! MEANWHILE THEY ARE UPSTAIRS ALL OVER ONE ANOTHER!! BETH IS READY TO LEAVE ALAN, SHE SAYS. SHE GOES HOME TO FIND ALAN WITH A LETTER OPENER IN HIS HAND!! WILL HE KILL HER OR HIMSELF??!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

DAYS OF OUR LIVES

Raph won't tell that bad guy where Sami is. He tells him he will kill her twins!! He has a picture of them!! OH NO!! Raph tries to break free from the rope he tied by. Nicole tells Mia she's proud of her after the delivery's over. Mia doesn't want to touch the baby!! After she takes a nap Mia wakes up to hold the baby and Nicole is gone. STORYLINE OF THE DAY: Will Mia cause trouble for Nicole?? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm........................... Will Sami's baby be okay?? It's not making any sounds after the delivery!! OH NO!! Melanie rally wants something good to come out of Nick's project her Dad((TREVOR)) left for her to see to at Titan. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.......... .......................................... SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

AS THE WORLD TURNS SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

DUSTY WON'T LET PAUL NEAR LIZA. PAUL WORMS HIS WAY INTO GETTING TO HOLD HER. HE TELLS DUSTY NOT TO TOUCH HIS DAUGHTER AGAIN!! JOSIE AND MEG FIGHT OVER DUSTY!! JOSIE LEARNS OF MEG'S MARRIAGE TO DUSTY TELLING HER SHE AND PAUL KNOW IT'S WRONG!! HMMMMMMMMMMMM................ OH HUSH, JOSIE!! THE ARE TRYING TO SAVE A BABY HERE!! JADE GOES TO EMILY FOR A JOB. AT 1ST EMILY DOESN'T HIRE HER THEN GETS THIS IDEA THAT JADE CAN GO OUT WITH CASEY TO KEEP ALI FROM DATING HIM!! OH STOP THIS, EMILY!! ANYWAYS, THEY SPLIT THESE PEOPLE UP ALL THE TIME THEN PUT THEM WITH OTHER PEOPLE!! WHATEVER!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

One Life to Live Soap Opera Summary

Dorian is still trying to win back of BE and get David's inheritance. Rex tries to stop her from bum-fuzz--ling David "Vicker"oshi" out of his $$Buchanan money$$. Natalie doesn't want to see Jess. She is being let out of the institution((St. Anne's)) today. She tells her mother, Vicki. She is glad, but is Natalie??..................................................................................... She wants Brie and Chloe to be taken care of and doesn't think that Jessica can do it. Will she fight for custody of them girls?? Tea worms her way into Star's feelings for her Dad((Todd Manning)). She's just working her for the case!!((Todd's case)) Telling her about her Dad trying to kill himself jumping off a building!! Will this make Star drop her case?? Hmmmmmmmmmmm..... ............................................ Surely not!! Todd Manning needs to pay!! Cole is still popping pills. He whoops up on Wes!!((his mom's(Marty's)) new boyfriend--friend)) John and Cole talk about Marty((his mom.)) He hasn't caught Cole with the drugs yet. Star goes to see her teacher Mr. Joplin.((Skler)) She hugs him. This is wrong!! Don't put them together((OLTL people))!! Sweetpea-Honeybun

THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL SOAP OPER SUMMARIES

STEPHANIE WANTS RIC TO PAY FOR HURTING THE FORRESTER COMPANY. SHE KNOWS HE'S BEHIND IT!! ERIC GOES TO JACKIE M TO GET HIS SON BACK. NIC LETS HIM GO BACK TO BE PRESIDENT AT FORRESTER CREATIONS. RIDGE WANTS HIM TO PAY FOR WHAT HE'S DONE!! ERIC KNOWS RIC'LL CHANGE, HE SAYS!! RIC KNOWS HE HURT STEFFI. WILL THEY BE A COUPLE AGAIN?? BRIDGET HOLDS LITTLE JACK. SHE LOVES BEING WITH HIM JACKLYN ASKS IF SHE'S OKAY SINCE THE SPILT FROM DOMINIC??!! SHE TELLS HER SHE WILL GET OVER IT//HIM IN TIME. SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

ALL MY CHILDREN((AMC))SOAP OPERA SUMMARIES

ANNIE'S AFRAID OF DR. SINCLAIR. MR. STONE((AIDAN)) ASKS HER NOT TO BE. TRUST HIM ON THIS. DO WHAT SHE WANTS. TAD TALKS WITH DR. SINCLAIR. HE KNOWS SHE'S UP TO MORE THAT SHE SAYS SHE IS!! SHE'S INVESTIGATING IN THE ANNIE CASE TOO CLOSELY!! TAD'S COVER GETS BLOWN BY HUBBARD. RYAN AND GREENLEE WONDER ON AMANDA'S IDEA OF ADOPTING HER BABY??!! JR WANTS HIS BABY!! FOR BABE HE WANTS TO TRUN HIS LIFE AROUND AND RAISE THAT BABY RIGHT!! DAVID HAYWARD TELLS HIM IT COULD BE HIS!! DR GETS MAD!! KRYSTAL WALKS UP TO TAKE DAVID'S DEFENSE LIKE ALWAYS!! THEN SHE ASKS HIM WHEN JR TELLS HER HAYWARD IS JUST USING HER TO GET TO LITTLE "A"!! KRYSTAL ASKS DAVID POINT BLANK,"ARE YOU PLANNING ON TAKING LITTLE A. ARE U USING ME TO GET TO HIM??!!" DR. SINCLAIR DOESN'T WANT ANNIE GETTING OUT TO HURT ANYONE ELSE!! IS THEIR SOMETHING ELSE ALSO IN HER MOTIVES TO KEEP ANNIE LOCKED UP??!! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE??!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

KATHERINE IS STARTING TO REMEMBER MORE ABOUT HER LIFE BEING KATHERINE CHANCELLOR. BRAD REALIZES HE WANTS TO BE CLOSE WITH TRACEY AGAIN. HE THINKS BACK ON THEIR PAST TOGETHER BEFORE. HER JOB ISN'T GOING SO WELL. WILL THEY GET BACK TOGETHER. I THOUGHT HE WANTED SHARON. WE'LL SEE. AMBER AND KEVIN TALK ABOUT THEIR FIGHTING. THEY REALIZE THE SHOULDN'T BE LIKE THIS. KATHERINE GETS READY TO GO MEET WITH THE PAWN SHOP WHO HAS HER EMERALD RING. IT FITS. SHE REMEMBERS IT. WHAT NEXT?? WILL AMBER GET HER PINK SPARKLY CELL PHONE BACK?? NOAH AND EDEN ASK TO GO TO THE SPEECH DEBATE MICHAEL AND PHYLLIS BOTH AGREE THE KIDS CAN GO. PHYLLIS AGREES TO DRIVE THEM THERE. THE TEENAGERS THINK THAT IS LAME!! THEY TEXT ONE ANOTHER ON THE WAY THERE IN THE CAR IN THE BACK SEAT. CASEY ADMITS SHE MAY HAVE CANCER. AWH!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

XLIII

THE SUPERBOWL IN COMING--FEB--01--09!! THE STEELERS VS. THE CARDINALS, RIGHT?? DON'T MISS!! Y'ALL RECKON MRS. FOOTBALL HERSELF FAITH McGRAW((or as she calls herself for PROFESSIONAL reasons--FAITH HILL!!((you're ridiculous!! GO BACK TO DANIEL IF YOU WANT HIS LAST NAME!!)) will be there!! Who wouldn't want to married to TIM McGRAW!! Anyways, y'all have a GREAT DAY!! STAY OUT OF THE COLD RAIN!! IT'S FREEZING!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

Miss JULIANNE HOUGH's Got A New Song Out

"HALLELUJAH" Really!!.................................................................................................................................................... Didn't think she'd make it in country!! Just leave her BUBBLY--diamond--studded self to Dancin' IF YOU ASK ME!! COME ON!! "LOOKS" IS WHAT GETS HER IN THE MUSIC!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN