abc-General Hospital Soap Opera Summary

MAXIE GETS READY FOR THE CAMPBELL'S SOUP BALL THING WITH HER RED DRESS AND ALL. SHE TAKES JOHNNY ZACHARIAH. HMMMMM...................................... WHAT?? SPINNELLI DOESN'T LIKE THIS ONE BIT!! LULU I GUESS ISN'T GOING. SHE DON'T HAVE A RED DRESS ON. THE ONE SHE HAS ON IS GREEN. HMMMMMMMMMMMM...... ............................................... SONNY AND JASON ARE WORKING TOGETHER TO STOP ANTHONY. HMMMMMMMMMMMMM......................... WELL, THEY ARE BACK TOGETHER??!! HMMMMMMMMMMM.............................. CLAUDIA THINKS SHE HAS THIS ALL UNDER CONTROL. JAX AND CARLY ARE BACK TOGETHER HAVING SEX EVERYWHERE!! MAX JOKES ABOUT IT. MORGAN IS THERE ROOM SERVICE WAITER--AWH!! CUTE!! CARLY ((HIS MOM)) TELLS HIM JAX IS MOVING BACK IN!! MORGAN IS THRILLED AND I'M SURE CARLY IS TOO!! Y'ALL ALL HAVE A GREAT REST OF YPUR FRIDAY AND WEEKEND!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

CBS~GUIDING LIGHT SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

COOP'S MEMORIAL SERVICE IS TODAY. EVERYONE COMES. MALLET HAS TO LEAVE. HE GETS A BEEP. IT'S ABOUT THE ADOPTION FOR HE AND MARINA. WILL THEY GET TO?? MARINA IS SO UPSET THAT COOP IS GONE. FRANK GETS UP TO SPEAK. MARINA GOES UP TO COMFORT HER FATHER. DAISY DOESN'T WANT TO BRING GRADY IN. HE WANTS TO PAY HIS RESPECTS HE SAYS. SHE BELIEVES IT WILL JUST OPEN THE WOUNDS OF HOW HE HURT HER FAMILY BEFORE WITH HARLEY AND ALL OTHERS. HE STAYS OUTSIDE. BETH IS THERE. LIZZIE COMES AND AS SHE GETS UP TO SPEAK ALAN COMES IN TO BLAME THE COOPERS FOR HIS DEATH!! OH ALAN!! COME ON!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

One Life to Live Soap Opera Summary

BLAIR STILL SEEMS LIKE SHE IS IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR. DID SHE KILL WES?? UH-OH RAY MONTEZ IS BACK IN TOWN LOOKING FOR VANESSA!! HE'S KILLED CRISTIAN??!! HERE HE COMES TO KILL YOU, VANESSA!! LOLA DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE NOW. SHE FEELS SHE CAN'T BELIEVE VANESSA SINCE LEARNING SHE KILLED HER MOTHER!! STAR IS STILL GETTING CLOSER WITH SKYLER JOPLIN, HER TEACHER!! STAR, BE CAREFUL!! WHO KILLED WES??!! JOHN DOESN'T LISTEN TO ANYTHING BLAIR SAYS NOW. HE HAS TO PROTECT MARTY. THIS IS WHAT HE FEEL LIKE!! HMMMMMMMMMMMM......................... SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

JACKIE AND BRIDGETT COME TO STOP KATIE AND NIC'S WEDDING. KATIE, JACKIE, AND BRIDGETT FIGHT!! KATIE LEAVES. NIC TELLS THEM TO STRAIGHTEN UP THEIR ACT!! THEY APOLOGIZE WHEN KATIE RETURNS TO THE ROOM. RIDGE THINKS RIC IS JUST USING HIS DAUGHTER, STEFFI TO KILL HER LIKE SHE DID PHOEBE!! THEY ABOUT PUSH EACH OTHER OFF THE ROOF UNTIL RIDGE GOES OVER!! RIC GRABS HIM!! RIDGE ASKS HIM NOT TO LET GO!! RIC IS IN A POSITION!! MEANWHILE, STEFFI IS TALKING WITH RIC'S MOTHER, BROOKE ABOUT HIM GOING OFF TO WAR. STEFFI TELLS HER HE CAN'T BC OF HIS INJURY, BROOKE IS GLAD--THRILLED HER SON'S NOT GOING TO WAR!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

AS THE WORLD TURNS SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

BRAD CAUGHT KATIE IN A LIE. SHE WASN'T AT WORK!! HE CONFRONTS HER. REMEMBER SHE WAS AT THE FERTILITY CLINIC. SHE HOPES TO GET PREGNANT. BRAD DOESN'T APPRECIATE THIS SNEAKING AROUND SHE'S DOING!! PARKER AND LIBERTY FIND CARLY AND CRAIG'S FLAVORED VODKA!! THEY DRINK IT ALL PRETTY MUCH. THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE COKES. COME ON!! JANET IS MAD!! CARLY CONFRONTS JANET. SHE KNOWS SHE KNOWS AND BEGS HER NOT TO TEL JACK!! THEY WENT TO A SCHOOL MEETING FOR SAGE. JACK WAS AFRAID CARLY WASN'T GOING TO SHOW. SHE DID, ANYWAYS. CRAIG TAKES THE FALL FOR THE KIDS DRINKING THE VODKA. SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

Days of Our Lives Soap Opera Summary

Nicole is proud of what a good friend Brady still is to her. Stephanie caught Philip with Melanie!! It's over between them , she says!! Philip says how he wants Melanie!! Chelsea is shocked when Steph said they were on the kitchen table doing it!! Anyways, That should be the storyline of the day!! Maggie tries to set drunk Lucas straight. he heads over to Daniel's to tell him off!! Chloe is with him telling him the conversations she had with the preacher made her see she should be with him. Lucas is outside the door screaming about what a bad person Daniel is!! UH-OH!! There is a faulty pipe. BOOM!! An explosion occurred!! Chloe went flying!! Sweetpea-Honeybun

All My Children Soap Opera Summary

Crystal tries to talk with Tad. Really--COME ON!!! You slept with David Hayward --the devil!!)) Tad runs her off. Jake goes chasing after trying to excuse his brother, Tad. See, he seen her ring and thought it was an engagement ring. She tells Tad it's a promise ring. COME ON!! Tad knows it's a ploy to get Little A!! Kendall gives Zack the cold shoulder. She leaves to go take care of Ryan. Today is or was Green lee's birthday. Ryan talks with her about that and how Zack should pay for killing her!! Bianca talks with Zack. He compares her to her mother for the way she is acting towards him right now!! Reese wants to hold Gabrielle. Erica at first doesn't let her then lets her for a second when Reese goes on how she's a mother whether she gave birth to her or not!! COME ON, REESE!! Reese then((as always!)) goes running to Zack. He tells her he don't want her!! She thought that would keep Bianca in town getting him on her side like that bc he is Gabrielle's father//donor. SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

The Young and the Restless Soap Opera Summary

NIKKI WANTS TO STOP HER FATHER FROM GIVING BRAD'S VACANT BOARD SEAT TO ASHELY. SHE DISCUSSES AND ARGUES THIS FACT WITH HER BROTHER, NICK BF THE MEETING. AT THE NEWMAN BOARD MEETING TO ANNOUNCE BRAD'S SEAT REPLACEMENT,HIS DAUGHTER COLLEEN STANDS UP TO CLAIM THE SEAT FOR HERSELF!! THIS SHOCKS ASHELY AND VICTOR. ABBY SMILES. JACK FINDS SHARON IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR. WHEN SHE'S NOT LOOKING HER FINDS SHE WAS NOT ALONE. HE SEE 2 CHAMPAGNE GLASSES. DOES HE THINK IT WAS BILLY WITH HER??!! SHE DON'T LET HIM KNOW WHO WAS WITH HER. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM........................................... SHE FEELS ASHAMED. HE ASKS HER TO TELLS HIM WHAT HAPPENED. SHE KEEPS THAT PART TO HERSELF. CAIN IS NOT LETTING CORDELIA GO!! WHEN HE IS ALONE WITH THE BABY THE NURSE COMES IN WITH HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE. HE SIGNS HE IS THE FATHER. OOOH! THIS IS GOING TO CAUSE TROUBLE BETWEEN THE BROTHERS. CHLOE DOESN'T KNOW THIS YET!! CAIN IS EVEN MAD AT LILLY!! SHE KNEW THIS AND DID NOT TELL HIM!! UH-OH!! TYRA REMEMBERS WHAT KAREN TOLD HER ABOUT ADOPTING ANA. SHE RUNS WITH ANA!! UH-OH!! TYRA REMEMBERS WHAT KAREN SAID ABOUT THE ADOPTION. YOLANDA NO LONGER HAS RIGHTS. TYRA RUNS OFF WITH ANA!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

Miley Cyrus says she's weirded out...

by the way the people are talking about her relationship with her DAD. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.................................... Well, you shouldn't have posed nude with him, little girl--HANNA MONTANA!! You don't think that was WEIRD??!! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............................................................ Get your head checked, girl. Anyways, I just thought that was a weird statement from the teenie-bopper or whatever you kids call her. Sweetpea-Honeybun