SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN: 03/13/09

3/13/09

JESSICA SIMPSON says she wants to help abused women...

stay away from their abusers!! She wants to help that cause!! U GO, MISS SIMPSON!! sweetpea-honeybun

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT WAS AT ELTON JOHN's PARTY TOO

WITH JAMIE KENNEDY AS HER DATE. THE GHOST WHISPERER STAR AND HE DENIED THEY WERE DATING UNTIL NOW. ANYWAYS, THEY ARE DATIN', JAMIE KENNEDYFANS AND JENNIFER LOVE-HEWITTFANS. SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

CBS~The Young and the Restless Soap Opera Summary

WELL, WELL, Neil admits to Tyra he wants her!! He takes off her clothes and bra and stuff and y'all know what comes next!! Karen don't believe in her man right now or Tyra!! She knows what's she's capable of!! Amber recognizes that scarf on the perpetrator neck. It's Kevin's. She made it for him. He didn't want to rob that place he tells Clint. He is proud of him. He called him son. Katherine thanks Murphy for saving her and taking care of her even though she doesn't remember him right now. When she does she will repay him. He doesn't want her $$money$$ he says. She hopes he changes his mind. Katherine finally convinces Nikki she really Katherine Chancellor. She tells her she remembers her hard time she was having over Victor and when she went to Mexico. Nikki hugs her old friend.((I mean they are old close friends!!)) Adam worried he might have what his mother had. She went blind. see, Victor brought that up. He tells his son hie will help him in any way he can!! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................................. sweetpea-honeybun

AS THE WORLD TURNS SOAP OPERA SUMMARY--CBS

LUCY TRIES SNEAKING INTO CRAIG'S ROOM. EMILY CATCHES HER AND ASKS WHAT'S SHE'S DOING?? SHE TELLS PAUL. EMILY THOROUGHLY ENJOYS TORTURING MEG WITH PAUL. DUSTY OFFERS TO TAKE MEG OUT SHOPPING FOR HERSELF. SHE TRIES ON THIS HOT, RED DRESS. PAUL JUST HAPPENS TO WALK BY. MEG SEES HIM AND SHE WORRIES. SHE TELLS DUSTY. HE'S GLAD HE DIDN'T STAY. CARLY IS STILL DRINKING, BUT SHE DOES GO IN PARKER'S ROOM ASKS IF HE'S OKAY AND AGREES NO MORE TROUBLE. CARLY STARTS TO DRINK AGAIN. PARKER AND LIBERTY DECIDE TO TAKE OFF TO GET MARRIED. SEE PARKER HEARD IT'S LEGAL IN OTHER STATES TO GET MARRIED AT THEIR AGE WITHOUT PARENTS' CONSENT. OH ME!! SEE JANET TALKED WITH HER DAUGHTER. SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY AT THE DINER. LIBERTY TOOK OFF AFTER PARKER CALLED AND ASKED IF SHE STILL WANTED TO MARRY HIM. SHE'S GONE. JANET LEARNS OF THIS LATER!! LUCY SNEAKS BACK INTO CRAIG'S((HER FATHER'S OFFICE)) AND GETS WHAT IS THAT A TICKET??!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

ABC~All My Children Soap Opera Summary

Tad offers Opal a place to stay since their place burnt down. Colby tells Petey how much she cares for him. Awh!! Kendall tells Ryan she misses Zack. He is with Reese. She tells him she will never get her sight back. She;s scared. He tells her he will get her treatment. she don't believe him!! All she wants is to see Bianca again she says!! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................................................... Really, come on!! You kissed Zack!! Anyways, David knows he is the father of Amanda's baby and she is not getting away!! JR fights withs Crystal. He asks her if Babe would've wanted it this way??!! Are you thinking of her!! Crystal cries. Sweetpea-Honeybun

CBS~THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

STEPHANIE WANTS TO MAKE SURE STEFFY STAYS AWAY FROM RIC, THEY GO AND KIDNAP HER FROM RIC'S HOME!! THEY MEANING RIDGE, TAYLOR, AND THOMAS!! WAS STEPHANIE THERE TOO. I FORGET??!! ANYWAYS, OH NO SHE WAS WITH BROOKE. BROOKE WAS GETTING ALL SEXY--READY FOR RIDGE WHEN IN WALKS STEPHANIE AGAIN!! haha!! ANYWAYS, RIC PAYS HIS MOM A VISIT TO TELL RIDGE AND TAYLOR CAME BY AND TOOK STEFFY!! OH YEAH--TAYLOR FINDS YARN FRAGMENTS ON THOMAS'((IS THAT HIS JACKET??!!)) HAVE WE FOUND THE CULPRIT??!! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...... ................................ SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

General Hospital Soap Opera Summary~ABC

Maxie blames Spineli for the reasons he fell for him!! Oh Spineli!! Anyways, Robin worries about Emma and Patrick finding out she lost her. Patrick wants to take Robin out for a nice romantic dinner. Jax and Carly have a nice romantic time together. Food, sex, and all!! Sonny and Claudia are doing the sex thang too!! Anyways. Somebody found another one of Jerry's DVDs and watched it. WHO was it??!! I can't remember??!! Anyways, Jason feels guilty for putting Spineli though all this danger!! Nikolas is pissed Lucky is dating Rebecca. He tells her this. Nikolas tells Liz that he knows He shouldn't think of her as Emily, but it's hard!! Lucky talks with Rebecca about being an X-ray tech. How does she like it?? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.............................. sweetpea-honeybun

NBC DAYS OF OUR LIVES SOAP OPERA SUMMARY--DOOL

Nicole argues with EJ about going and getting baby formula. She was going to see Brady. EJ tells her he will have the maid go and get it. She tells him Sidney is hungry. Sidney starts to cry. EJ goes and gets the maid. Nicole sneaks out then. Tony overhears ((Melanie's fight with EJ about the fuels project. He asks her to go find Nick for the blueprint again!))! and asks to help her. Uh-oh!! Stephanie distracts Philip from his work. She wants him. He agrees. They go to have sex, I suppose. But he sill thinks about that virus((who's behind it)) and the fuels projects. Kate tries to get it out of Daniel that he's been sleeping with Chloe. She asks to sleep with him. He tells her NO WAY!! Anyways!! Brady talks with Nicole about her situation with the baby. Lucas and Chloe are off to Vegas to say their vows!! Kate's going after them!! sweetpea-honeybun

CBS~GUIDING LIGHT SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

JEFFREY TAKES REVA TO COURT TO HAVE THE BABY SHE'S CARRYING DELIVERED SO SHE CAN TAKE HER CHEMOTHERAPY. BUZZ WANTS ALAN TO PAY FOR COOP'S DEATH!! DAISY HATES GRADY DIDN'T SHOW FOR COURT. SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE MESSAGE ON HER PHONE. SHE DOESN'T SUSPECT IT'S HIM. HMMMMMMMMMMMMM....................................... DOLORES SAYS ALAN WILL PAY FOR WHAT HE'S DONE. REMY TALKS WITH BUZZ ON WHAT ALAN'S DONE. HE KILLED HIS CHILD AND TAMMY!! OLIVIA HAS A GUN. NATALIA DOES NOT LIKE THIS. OLIVIA WANTS TO PROTECT HER DAUGHTER FROM PHILIP IS ALL IT IS SHE SAYS. NATALIA WANTS A BETTER WAY!! REVA AND JEFFREY SETTLE THEIR OWN COURT BATTLE FOR THE BABY IN THE COURT. THE JUDGE TOLD THEM THEY DID IT THEMSELVES. THEY DIDN'T NEED HIM. CHRISTINA HELPS SOMEBODY??!! IS THAT REMY'S OR WHO PICKER CLASSES FOR COLLEGE. HE SAYS SHE CHOSE THEM CLASSES SO THEY WOULD HAVE CLASS TOGETHER. THEY KISS. SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

OLTL SOAP OPERA SUMMARY-abc

Gigi learns Shane has leukemia. Michael wants to get started on treatment right away. They are to find family members that can be a match for blood and donor donation. Will Roxy find Reese's real father??!! Will Stacy help??!! She threw away the files!! Oh Stacy!! Matthew learns from his parents((Bo and Nora)) and the doctor that is is paralyzed. Will he recover?? Jess wants to be with Brody. She helps him find a place to stay. Thing is--is it's Wes' old apartment at Roxy's. Natalie figures out that Bess is the ones that switched Starr's baby((Hope)) for Chloe. Blair is in a medically induced coma. Starr worries if her mother will ever wake up. Marcy tells Starr she's strong and she will. sweetpea-honeybun

Urologists, Gynecologists, Doctors, Physicians

THIS IS FOR YOU... HELP ME GET RID OF MY KIDNEY//BLADDER//UTI INFECTION PROBLEMS!! OR AM I JUST CURSED LIKE I'VE BEEN TOLD BY MY MOTHER AND SUCH??!! HELP!! EVERY TIME I HAVE SEX WITH MY HUSBAND THIS HAPPENS!! I'VE DRINKING PLENTY OF FLUIDS INCLUDING CRANBERRY JUICE!! I GO TO THE BATHROOM EVERY TIME I NEED TO GO. I DO NOT HOLD IT!! I GET UP BF AND AFTER OUR ALONE TIME IN THE BEDROOM,--SEX//MAKING LOVE. excuse me: WIPE FROM FRONT TO BACK CORRECTLY. WHAT ELSE CAN I DO??!! THANKS FR THE ADVICE IF Y'ALL HAVE ANY OUT THERE, SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN READERS!! HELP, SWEETPEA

Comedy on Daytime TV

JEFF FOXWORTHY was on MIKE AND JULIET talking about his new book he wrote~SILLY STREET. He's says when your little things are like that--silly. Why can't grown--ups have imaginations?? He wonders... LARRY THE CABLE GUY was on REGIS AND KELLY and he was there bc of the roasts he and JEFF N THEM perform. They showed a clip on Maureen McCormick roasting LARRY on his yellow teeth and more. Silly!! And what is going on with JOAQUIN PHOENIX?? He' saying frogs are coming after him or something??!! He's losing his marbles or is this an act??!! Is he trying to become a comic??!! What's goin' on with him??!! GET READY 4 THE BEST SOAP OPERA SUMMARIES LATER!! DO NOT MISS THIS!! SWEETPEA--HONEYBUN

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