CHINESE DRYWALL ALERT

MILLIONS OF HOMES IN THE US, CANADA AND EVEN AUSTRALIA CONTAIN TOXIC CHINESE DRYWALL.  HOW DO YOU TELL IF YOUR HOME CONTAINS THIS TOXIC TIMEBOMB?  THERE'S A SIMPLE TEST THAT REQUIRES NO SPECIAL EQUIPMENT.  FIRST, YOU CONTACT YOUR NEAREST CHINESE RESTAURANT, AND ORDER AN EGGROLL -- IT HAS TO BE FRESH FOR THIS TO WORK.  NEXT, SMASH THE EGGROLL ON THE SUSPECTED DRY WALL.  BE SURE AND SMASH IT HARD ENOUGH SO THAT A QUANTITY OF GREASE FROM THE EGGROLL COVERS THE DRYWALL.  LEAVE THE ROOM FOR AT LEAST TWO HOURS, AFTER FIRST TURNING UP THE ROOM'S TEMPERATURE TO AT LEAST 80 DEGREES.  WHEN YOU RETURN YOU CAN IDENTIFY THE CHINESE DRY WALL BECAUSE THE EGGROLL TREATMENT WILL REVEAL CHINESE CHARACTERS --SORT OF LIKE A WATERMARK IN A HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL.  MAKE SURE YOU GET A PICTURE OF THE WATER MARK. OF COURSE, SOME PROFESSIONAL VALIDATION OF THE CHINESE LANGUAGE CHARACTERS MAY BE NECESSARY FOR THOSE NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE LANGUAGE. THAT'S WHY YOU NEED TO GET THE PHOTOGRAPHS.   PLEASE TAKE THIS THREAT SERIOUSLY.  YOUR LIFE, AND THE WELLBEING OF THOSE YOU LOVE ARE AT STAKE. 

H. B.


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