HDTV WILL BROADCAST NUDE IMAGES

IT'S TRUE. UNDER CERTAIN CIRCUMSTANCES INVOLVING SUN SPOTS AND HIGH POWERED TRANSMITTERS, HIGH DEFINITION WILL ACTUALLY PIERCE THE CLOTHING BARRIER AND REVEAL BARE SKIN. Some viewers of the soaps and other recently broadcast series have already complained about seeing a little too much in the way of five o-clock shadows, skin pores, and nose hair, but no one ever anticipated that the properties of high def will in some situations result in naked actors prancing across the tv screens of middle America. "Nobody foresaw this, of course" acknowledges Raymond Chu, Vice President of Engineering at SoundWave Mediums. "Those of us who first saw the technology in its infancy were blown away by the quality improvement, and thought we were doing a good thing. But, honestly, now we wonder what we've done. It may be years, if ever, before we can reverse the problem with IBN (Involuntary Broadcast Nudity). And if you think that this new "feature" that High Def will bring may increase tv watching, it's probably because your first thought wasn't about the people on television you don't want to see without clothes. Television stations are already setting aside financial reserves in anticipation of lower viewerships once people realize that suddenly someone like Rosie O'Donnell may appear on home screens a little too highly defined --station owners fear the result will be sets thrown in the garbage, and more people reading books and playing tennis. Naturally, Paris Hilton is delighted. "I want everyone to know that I was way ahead of everybody in this technological thing. It's beyond hot. I think when everyone is naked on High Def people will like you know be able to break the ice better and a lot of problems in the world will be solved" And of course there has already been one lawsuit filed, by a man in California who claims he was emotionally damaged when he inadvertently caught a glimpse of actors on THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL sans clothes. This site will be following this story closely. H. Bun

GENERAL HOSPITAL SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

SPINNELI HAS BEEN ASKED TO HELP SANTA. HIS PDA IS BROKEN AND HE CAN'T GIVE OUT PRESENTS. SPIN AGREES TO HELP. SPINNELLI DELIVERS PRESENTS TO EVERYONE. DIANE GETS A WAY TO HAVE CHRISTMAS WITH MAX. MONICA GETS GLASSES SO SHE CAN SEE ALAN AGAIN. LULU GETS A KEY. LUCKY AND THEM GET CHRISTMAS TREE. LAURA CALLS THEM FOR CHRISTMAS. JASON'S ATTORNEY GETS HANUKKAH LIGHTS. ROBIN GETS THE NECKLACE FORM HER GRANDMOTHER. AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST SPINNELLI GETS A KISS FROM MAXIE!! AWH!! FINALLY!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

AS THE WORLD TURNS SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

LUKE JUST WANTS NOAH FOR THE HOLIDAYS. NOT MATTIE TO BE THERE. LILY WANTS HER NIECE TO FEEL COMFORTABLE THERE. SHE DON'T LIKE DEREK AT ALL!! VIENNA AND HENRY TALK ABOUT HIS SIS, MATTIIE. SHE BRINGS UP THAT SHE'S A WOMAN NOW. HE DON'T WANT TO HEAR SHE'S ALL OVER BOYS AND WATING THEM SEXUALLY AND SUCH!! CASEY SHUNS MATTIE WHEN SHE OVERS SEX TO HIM. SHE WONDERS WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM??!! SHE ASKS NOAH??!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

The Young and the Restless

Heather is making sure Adam pays for what he's done. Victor plays with his grandchild. Lily goes to meet Sonny. Will Billy stand her up?? They all enjoy Christmas. Y'ALL TOO!! Sweetpea-Honeybun

GUIDING LIGHT SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

REVA IS GLAD SHANE IS THERE FOR THE HOLIDAYS. HE ASKS DINAH TO GO TO FRANCE WITH HIM. JOSH WORRIES ABOUT JEFFREY WITH REVA. REMMINGTON WORRIES ABOUT CHRISTINA. AVA KNEW THEY WOULDN'T GET BACK TOGETHER. SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

FAITH'S "HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS"

CHECK IT OUT TONIGHT ON CBS!! JAMIE FOXX IS GONNA BE ON IT. KRISTEN CHENOITS TOO. I THINK THEY ALL ARE ADOPTED. INTERESTING, HUH!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

DAYS

STEPHANIE ASKS PHILIP OVER TO THE BRADY'S FOR CHRISTMAS. MELANIE WANTS TIME WITH HER BROTHER. BO IS STILL HAVING THE VISIONS OF THE CHILD!! HOPE THINKS SOMETHING'S UP WITH THAT. IT'S THEO HE SEES AND LEXI CALLING FOR HIM!! KATE WANTS PICTURES TAKEN AT THE HOSPITAL BEFORE SE IS RELEASED TO LOOK BACK ON SINCE SHE'S GOING HOME. SHE BEGS DANIEL AND CHLOE TO GET CLOSER. LUCAS TOO. UNTIL DANIEL YELLS "JUST TAKE THE PICTURE ALREADY!!" SEE THE SEXUAL TENSION WAS BUILDING UP!! ANYWAYS, CHELSEA CRIES WHEN SEEING ZACK'S ORNAMENT ON BO AND HOPE'S CHRISTMAS TREE. BO TELLS HER IT'LL WILL BE ALRIGHT!! SHE HATES SHE'S THE REASON HE DIED!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

One Life to Live

Blair didn't know her daughter((sStar)) wanted to testify against her father. She woories, but Star does it anyway. She tells the court that her Dad((Todd)) wanted to steal her baby and live with Marty Saebrooke!! That's what kinda person he is!! Tea tries to work this in her defense for Tod's trial. Also she's in on the marriage of Christian Vega and Vanessa Montez. She's working with RAY!! Jared asks Clint Nat's hand in marriage. Matthew talks with Clint. What is he thinking?? Natalie looks around for presents. Jared asks Vicki for Natalie's hand. She's proud for them. Will Todd get away with this this time?? MERRY CHRISTMAS!! Sweetpea

ALL MY CHILDREN

ANNIE OVERDOSES ON PILLS. RYAN FIGHTS WITH HER PSYCHAITRIST!! SHE BLAMES HIM!! BIANCA GIVES REESE A RING AND ASKS HER TO MARRY HER. CRYSTAL FIGHTS WITH DAVID!! SHE TELLS HE GAVE HER DRUGS AND THAT'S WHY SHE'S BEEN DREAMING OF HIM!! DAVID TELLS HER SHE JUST WANTS HIM IS ALL THAT IT IS!! STORYLINE OF THE DAY!!: CRYSTAL STARTS THROWING THINGS AT HIM!! RYAN AND GREENLEE MAKE LOVE. HE TELLS HER THIS IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. SHE LEAVES HIM A NOTE SAYING NO IT WASN'T!! HE WANTS TO GET HELP FOR ANNIE FOR EMMA'S SAKE. SWEETPEA

THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL

RICK SHOWS UP FOR CHRISTMAS. STEPHANIE SAYS YOU SON A B.((Y'ALL KNOW)) ERIC STARTS OFF THE CHRISTMAS CAROLS. HE PLAYS THE PIANO. THEY SING. TAYLOR REFUSES TO COME TO THE FORRESTERS FOR CHRISTMAS WHEN RIDGE ASKS HER TO COME. SHE CRIES WITH RICK OVER PHOBE. SHE GOES TO THE FORRESTERS FOR CHRISTMAS. THEY CELEBRATE PHOEBE FORRESTER'S LIFE. AWH!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

On the Wicks/Hough thing...

We can't help it they are together. We have to just face it and go on. I hate that he cheated on Heather, but what's done is done. She will or probably already has found another wonderful LOVE!! Good riddance to Julianne and Chuck for the cheating thing, but gosh. Heather has probably like I said found another love. Better than the scum Chuck was to her!! Juliane should've though about he having anthor love and backed off!! But that's the way life seems to work. Bad guys always win. That's the sad thing!! Anyways, y'all have a Merry Christmas. Sweetpea-Honeybun

Are y'all into horoscopes??

Tell me about it... I'd love to hear from the soap opera watchers and country music listeners. By the way, don't miss Faith McGRAW on CBS tonight. She has a Joy To The World CHRISTMAS Special on CBS tonight, FAITHFANS!! Sweetpea-Honeybun