Britney Britney Britney -oh yeah and the soaps

I used to babysit Britney, Britney, Britney Spears, Give me your children if you don't want to see to them yourself You ought to know you are hurting those babies You ought to know better than that Those chidren don't deserve that Here's my soap opera commentary*** All My Children-Krystal confronts Adam Annie identifies that the guy i the morg is not her brother Ryan takes her home and locks the doorAfter he leaves she knife and starts singing the children's rhyme"Ring Around the Roses" Kendall calls Joe about the Kochler inplant for Spike Days-Sami starts the search for her father, Roman She doesn't know he's buried underground Stephanie calls the hospital so her dad, Steve'll get help He refuses Sami confronts her grandpa about Colleen and Santo He says "nothing" Sami also gets Lucas and EJ to work together to find her father They get kidnapped by Andre Then Andre tries to convince Sami to meeet him to save Lucas and EJ One Life to Live- Lindsey pleads guilty for Spencer's murder She thinks that's how Tommy will stay with Marcy n Michael So Todd won't get him nash finds out about Jessica's/Tess past with Jared Todd asked Blair to marry him He thinks that's how he will get (Tommy or TJ he calls him) back General Hospital-Elizabeth found out Sam has known a long time about the paternity of her son, Jake(he is Jason's) Alexis seen Nickolas' temperStupid Jason confesses his love 4 Elizabeth Yuck make me sick He should be with Robin Sonny got a threatening text message He didn't tell the cops Thinks he can solve the problem Uh-oh Carly and boys- Lucky comes home and tells Elizabeth he slept with Sam He takes off his ring They discuss and he says it's over and Elizabeth has no objections-of course Lulu got a text message "Where are you?"