Yall ready for the soaps Maybe some jokes too...

1st joke-A sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a drink Batendar says "Sorry we don't serve food here HAHA Funny right--I think so anyway 2nd-Man goes to the dr worried that he is a wigwam or a teepee Dr says-Don't worry Relax, you're just too tense HAHA I know-hilarious Anyways for the soaps All My Children-Told you Kendall Zack caught her He seen the gun in her purse She was going after Greenlee with He tells "We are going home" Greenlee decides to play JR's game He wants Fusion back in exchange of her embryos she calls him a bottom feeding parasite If she doesn't take his deal she will regret it, he says Adam knows what Erica's up to She wants Greenlee gone Jr says he is going to hold Greenle;s eggs for randsom if she doesn't cooperate and give her shares of Fusion stock to him Zack went to put Spike down for bed He holds and hugs Kendall She says "I'm out of my mind I'm a mess What kind of mother am I" He tells her "The kind that doesn't lay down Thought this killing Greenlee idea has to go" she better think about killing Greelee She wold never see her children again Babe is worried about Ritchie ME me He wonders why she cares Who knows She's dumb I guess caring for a killer She asks him if he has leukemia Ryan wonders why inthe world would you care for your brother knowing what he is capable of Why care now after all he has done Guess there is more to the story, Ryan He worried she is going to let him betweem them Babe tells Ritchie He needs to majke up with Annie if he is dying "You need your family close by" Not if he did all those bad things I think Surely Kendall doesn't want to jeopardize losing her family for revenge on Greenlee May be what it boils down to though Greenlee will get her day Greenlee is falling for JR's plan pretty much I guess Zack and him now what they are doing Erica doesn't want anybody to know what Adam and her are planning Especially Jack You know he will divorce her once he has found out she is behind this getting rid of his daughter, Greenlee's scheme Adam agrees to help Erica I wonder if they are going to put She and Adam back together again Annie doesn't want to go throght seing her brother dead again like the time beforehand at the morge Ryan tells her, "Rember him playing his games before I think their is more to this than we know now I think Annie has done something realt terrible in the past herself She is too apprehensive of losing Emma JR explains to Greenlee thst his plan seems like no brainer to him she gets baby and he gets the stock to have his own business against Zack Acting as if to take him down Ryan calls dr Martin He wants to know how to test for leukemia Uh oh Ritchie You better not be lying Wonder how caneron Matheison is going to be on Dancing with the Stars tonight I just hope Edtya has clothes on..please Hey just seen him goofing on EXTRA One Life To Live-Renee catches Natalie and Christian kissing Asks them are they getting back together Tells them she doesn't allow that at her place hey she let Jared and Sara get by doing it I hope she doen't lether guard down and let that Jared get to close her or her stuff I'm afraid he is bad news he will use her Blair gets real snappy with Rex and her cousin, Adrianna Remember they knew Tommy was Todd for a long time before they found out The agen(Ramsey)t is there where Marcy is Looking for her The waitress asks Vicki if she noticed that guy's eyes She did She noticed They ere blue The girl has a lttle boy she has She says that's the man in her life She has no room for any man Blair finds out Michael is in jail (Remember he really is (The real guy playing the part of Michael) John tells Todd that next time he is throwing his phone out teh window Adrianna is worried Blair will kill both her and Rex once she finds out they knew of Tommy's paternity Blair tries to break up the fight between Todd and John Tells Todd to go on his own to look for Tommy Now you know John will not allow that, Blair He is scared for his sister in law's life If Todd gets to her Jared tells Sara he wull not move in with Renee if she doesn't want him too Rex tells that if they go to court to turn them in if they find out It won't hold in court Adrianna is holding hers tomach I wonder if she is pregnant Todd goes on and on again Now about his rlationship with Marty I know John wants to slap him John turns it sround on him and asks Todd about his phony marriage to Blair Ransey's had enough of the guy dressed as a woman Days of Our Life-Bellie finds out her daughter, Chelsea is missing She tells Morgan Sami tells Lucas aboutt he quickie devorce they can get Lucas is not happy with this He is retracting his agrement for the divorce See Sami still thinks this will keep her family(The Bradys)safe from the Dimiras I hope she knows what she is doing I think she is digging herself a hole EJ asks Kate, Lucas' mother to get her son to go along with the divorce She denies She doesn't think he will be onboard with the idea ever She sure don't want to be in the middle the divorce He tells he can promise her Lucas' forgiveness It will be good for all he says Oh please EJ you are just a Dimeria wanting to get your way I bet that's all this is Something he made up to get Sami for his own The twins art to cry Kate gets hime to hush hush by whispering to him She thinks back how she used to do that for Lucas also Now she believes he hates her well he did change his name to Horton think they raised him Kate tells EJ he is not ruing her son's life Max asks Morgan to tell Ford he is no longer invited to the college He does not trust him Nick is surprised by the boys he adopted He's trying to find Chelsea Lucas asks Sami if he loves her respects her General Hospital-Luke tells Scot to back off Tells him hus daughter, LuLu does not want to be with his son, Logan They fight and argue Carly tells Jax she has a date to the ball She can go and be safe with Jason He worries about her going He doesn't want her to But you know that Carly's got to go get into a mess Doesn't she know Sonny's dead Spinelli wants Jason's help Going to the ball Georgie, I know whants to go with him Lucky shows up at Sam's again They make out Nickolas shows up Sami says she invited him over Lucky does not like this Oh don't make Nick mad he might kill you Jax' worries about Carly She tells him I'll be safe with Jason Hew worries still Spinnelli begs Jason to got to the ball Kate shows up looking for Sonny Sorry he is dead Because of Trevor Spinnelli calls her Fashionista today She asks Jason if he hs heard from him Trevor wants proof of Sonny's death Johnny knows he has to save Lulu from his father Lulu Tells her father that she is not giving up on Logan He says to her, "I hate to see you waste your life on a Baldwin' Oh Luke let her be with him Not that Johnny I'm afraid he is bad news She tells Scott and him Her relationhip with him is her business Rick tells Logan to get something useful on Sonny He lets Logan know he owns him Rick goes to Jax and carly's wondering if she knows where Sonny is Carly tells him to go ask his lawyer Diane He leves Jax wonders where is Sonny Jasom tells Kate he will tell her when he finds out where Sonny is As Lucky heads off for work Sam asks him to stat there with her she'd find him something to do Liz shows up at Nick's oh he is getting angry Lookout Elizabeth Emily stops him Tells her that he is still having the attacks she asks him to postpone the ball untill he gets better He refuses says he wants to nkae at least one of her dreams come true She tells him Alfred and she can call evryone and tell them it is postponed Oh don't make him mad again Emily You may be dead next Lucky invites Sam to the ball She's afraid no one will want her there Lucky tells her He wants her there Lookout LuLu Anthony has a gun HAVE A NICE DAY AND KEEP WARM Sweetpea