11/10/07

Rascal Flat

I'm sending a desperate message to people on all continents. Is there anyone out there, a single person at least, who doesn't get Rascal Flatts. There is something terribly wrong here. How could they have gotten anywhere. If you play their music backwards, it must say "Listen to s--t and like it, listen to s--t and like it ." The band members themselves look like the kind of people who work at a cheap record store and live off of their girlfriends who are stupid enough to believe their promises that they will marry them and make them rich once they make it big with their "career". I'm sure these losers' hairdos haven't changed any since they got burned in the tenth grade buying crushed up oak leaves sold to them as marijuana. Maybe they are still smoking oak leaves, and that has effected their brains. Is this really supposed to be a country band? They're pop, and not even good pop but the kind of pop music you hear at the dentist's office. Why do these people have money why aren't they working at a car wash where they belong. Please, please, if there is anyone out there who despise Rascal Flatts, please write so I won't think I'm living in a Twilight Zone world where everything is upside down and no talent freaks are performing at the CMA instead of picking up trash at night in my office. Truly, H. Bun

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Amen! Finally somebody who gets it! The Flat Rascals are the pits!