AMERICAN IDOL = MICKEY MOUSE CLUB

HATE to beat a dead horse, but as a student of popular culture, I am still recovering from last week's decision to release Mr Michael Johns in favor of David Archuleta and the rest of the Mouseketeers. To beat an even deader horse, I can't get Jason Castro's weird grin out of my head, man you know that guy has got nothing on his mind with that permanent grin but the EASTER BUNNY his best friend. Must be nice to be a child in a college student's body thinking about the EASTER BUNNY and SANTA CLAUS while other people around you are fastened to the zeitgiest debating the Iraq War and Chinese Imperialism in Tibet. Is this too harsh? I don't know, but these are desperate times. PLEASE JOIN MY CAMPAIGN TO SAVE POPULAR CULTURE. You see, AMERICAN IDOL BEGAN as the purest expression of democracy in the entertainment history, it discovered people the music corporations would have never noticed, and now it is being controlled by the demonic forces of the MOUSEKETEERS. They must be stopped --they are far, far more malevolent than the corporations. Pass this message along. We will organize. We will build an army. We will triumph. Please tell your friends about this post H. Bun