5/18/08

ACM AWARDS --MOST OVERRATED COUNTRY SINGER

and the award goes to......KENNY CHESNEY! This nasal voiced, short of stature, skimpy on talent singer is occupying too much time on the air waves, award shows, recording contracts. I liked the Tractor song years ago, of course, and he's had a couple of other fair efforts. But you have to be honest with yourself, Kenny is mediocre as a singer. I didn't mind him for a long time, because I thought he'd be taken off the shelf after two or three years when his corporate country expiration date came up, bbut then this strange light enveloped the world of country music, blinding all with its wierdness, and its strange, nasal siren call. The Sixty Minutes piece really helped me under stand the mass hypnosis appeal of Kenny Boy. Kenny Boy, doesn't give a S---, he's like that guy in high school who was popular despite that fact that he was stupid and lazy, because it's so much fun to be around someone who is truly a loser, and truly doesn't care. The double shame of a talentless singer like Kenny Boy is that there are many, many good performers who will never be born, who will give up on their dreams, never to be heard by the masses yearning for what they do not know, because Mr I dumped Renee because I am a shallow, nasal voiced triumph of bad singing performing as a hero of people every where with bad taste. Kenny Boy, get off the air waves. Get a new hobby. Get a life. You won the lottery, I'll give you that, but winning the lottery in CORPORATE COUNTRY shouldn't fool you into thinking you are anything like a peer of the truly talented. Got to go cool down now, H. Bun

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