Nashville Star Acid Trip

Tonight I took a bunch of acid and while I was tripping saw John Rich groovin' to Madonna on Nashville Star. Its rough when you hallucinate and see sick things like that. I should have listened to my NA counselor. I will need a lot of therapy after this. Or maybe.............What if I saw was real? What if Nashville Star is sort of fake.......like wrestling? What if Corporate Country has so commercialized the music that pop stars will be genetically modified to crossover? Actually, there's no modification going on so far, after all their pop stuff sounds like the same s### when it's played on a country radio station, except the dj sounds off with "And that was Jewel on WDRW the Possum, or the Cowboy, or the Squirrel, or the Country Monkey", or whatever little mascot they got goin' although pop singers cross singing as country like Rascal Flatts look kinda like mascots. And then....wait a second....another trip be coming on....they got Billy Joe Cyrus with a goatee and an alternative rocker haircut doin' the disney channel thing on Nashville Star with his mousekeeter Miley........bad trip..........bad trip........ H. Bun