CBS GUIDING LIGHT SOAP OPERA UPDATE

SOAP OPERA STORYLINE OF THE DAY FOR SWEETPEA TODAY WAS: JOSH HAS EDMUND LOCKED UP SO HE WILL NOT HURT HIS SON, SHAYNE. HE HAS HIM CHAINED TO THE WALL((REMEMBER THAT CARTOON MOVIE WHAT WAS IT WHEN THE CHIHUAHUA SAYS, "CHAIN ME TO THE WALL!!" ANYWAYS, DINAH AND SHAYNE ARE KISSING AND SUCH WHEN DINAH GETS A CALL. MARINA AND MALLET NEED HER THERE TO SET THEIR STORIES STRAIGHT ABOUT HENRY'S ADOPTION. SHE TELLS THEM IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG SHE WILL TAKE THE FALL. hMMMMM............... THAT'S NICE. ANYWHO, SHAYNE THINKS COLIN NEEDS TO BE CHRISTENED. THIS WILL HELP HIS MOM FEEL BETTER. SHE CAN WATCH IT ON HER VIDEO CAM THING FROM HE HOSPITAL BED. HE KNOWS THE PERFECT GODMOTHER--LILLIAN. REVA IS SO PLEASED. JOSH GOES BY TO VISIT EDMUND. THEN THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE HAS ESCAPED!! THERE IS BLOOD ALL OVER THE WALLS AND SUCH!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWh AND UH--OH, SPRINGFIELD!! PHILIP PASSES HIS PSYCH TEST AND ALAN IS GLAD. Y'ALL KNOW PHILLIP WANTS TO KILL ALAN FOR DOING ALL THIS!! SWEETPEA--HONEYBUN