GENERAL HOSPITAL SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

GH--Y'ALL WON'T BELIEVE WHO KILLED CLAUDIA!!--MICHAEL!! SEE, SHE WAS ABOUT TO RUN AWAY WITH BABY JOSSELYN//JOCELYN. WITH CARLY SCREAMING, "NO, NO, GIVE ME BACK MY BABY!!" MICHAEL COMES IN FORM RUNNING AWAY TO CANADA TO KNOCK CLAUDIA OVER THE HEAD WITH A BIG, BIG, STICK, BOARD POLE!! AFTER THIS IT BOTHERS MICHAEL THAT HE'S KILLED CLAUDIA. JASON TELLS HIM HE WILL TAKE CARE OF IT--THE BODY AND ALL!! GO HOME WITH HIS MOM AND SIS, HE TELLS MICHAEL!! INSTEAD HE COMES HOME WITH JASON SAM DRIVES CARLY AND THE BABY HOME. CARLY TELLS JAX THE DETAILS AND HE HOLDS HIS LITTLE BABY GIRL!! AW!! JOHNNY ASKS ABOUT CLAUDIA. HE KNOWS WITHER HER ALONE WITH JASON--HE WILL KILL HER!! OLIVIA TRIES TO KEEP SONNY IN ORDER. HE TELLS MICHAEL THAT HE'S DONE THE RIGHT THING PROTECTING HIS MOM AND SIS!! HE WILL FIX WHAT'S WRONG, HE TELLS HIS SON. HOW, SONNY??!! MAXIE IS ON THE JOB FOR KATE. SHE HAS TO BE LET IN AT SONNY'S. OH, I BET THAT'S THE PROOF SHE HAS TO INCRIMINATE HER SISTER OLIVIA. DANTE IS SONY SON!! UH-OH!! DANTE TRIES T KEEP LULU FROM GOING INOT SHOCK OR FREEZING TO DEATH!! ALL SHE WNATS TO DO IS SPILL HIS SECRET THAT HE IS ACOP AND A FALCONERI!! OH LULU!! SHE'S OUT!! HE TRIES TO REVIVE HER!! SHE NEEDS HELP!! HERE IT COMES!! JASON BURIED CLAUDIA WHERE NO ONE WILL FIND HER!! HMMMMMMMMMMMM........................ THIS WAS LIKE WATCHING A HORROR MOVIE OR SOMETHING!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN