GENERAL HOSPITAL SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

ROBIN LEARNS HER HUSBAND PATRIC IS STILL HANGING OUT WITH HIS EX!! ALSO THAT MAC IS SNEAKING AND GOING TO OTHER KARAOKE PLACES BESIDES JAKE'S!! AND IS HE DATING SOMEONE, LIKE FOR INSTANCE ALEXIS DAVIS, THE DA OR FORMER DISTRICT ATTORNEY??!!... HMMMMMMMMMMMMM................................... LULU PRACTICALLY GIVES DANTE UP TO SONNY!! AND HERE COMES WALKING UP ABOUT THAT TIME!! HMMMMMMMMM...................... LUKE WANTS TO TELL HIS SON, LUCKY ABOUT LIZ'S INFIDELITY WITH HIS BROTHER, NIKOLAS. HE DOES AND LUCKY DOESN'T BELIEVE HIM OR WANT TO!! THEY GET ALL TEARY EYED!! OH PLEASE!! NO OVER ELISABETH Y'ALL!! ANYWAYS, THERE'S A GIRL POSING FOR THE PICTURE OF CLAUDIA'S DEAD BODY THAT JASON N SAM HAVE!! THIS NEW GUY IS GONNA FRAME JASON!! HE IS AFTER JASON MORGAN. LOOKOUT Y'ALL JAMES FRANCO IS COMING TO TOWN, SAYING, "EVERYONE IS SO FRIENDLY HERE." HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.............................. SPINELI AGREES TO HELP JASON AND NOT HIS LOVE, MAXUMNISTA. SHE IS HURT!! HER JOB AT CRIMSON IS SO IMPORTANT TO HER!! SHE GETS INTERROGATED BY LUCKY. HE BRINGS IP THEIR PAST SEX LIFE, PREGANANCY AND DRUGS TO GET INFO OUTTA MAXIE. NOPE. NOTHING. SWEETPEA'S SOAP OPERA DIGEST sweetpea-honeybun