Hon, why not turn 'MAJOR ANDRE' into an eBook?!...

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CBS SOAP OPERA SUMMARIES

THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS     @ GLOWWORM, E'ONE ENJOYS VALENTINE'S DAY, OR @ LEAST TRIES TO.  ADAM AND SHARON ARE OUT N ABOUT TOGETHER.  NICK ISN'T PLEASED ALONG WITH OTHERS.  ADAM SUPRPRISES SHARON WITH A RING WITH THE HELP OF GLORIA.  IT'S HER RING FROM BF.  ANYWAY.  VICTOR IS OUT ON THE TOWN WITH DIANE.  NICK ISN'T HAPPY ABOUT THAT EITHER. SHE TRIES TO EXPLAIN HERSELF TO HIM.  CHLOE AND KEVIN ARGUE ABOUT DATING AND THIER FUTURE!! 

THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFULTHOMAS KISSES DAYZEE UNEXPECTANTLY!!  HE TELLS HER IT'S BC OF THE ENVIRONMENT SHRE HAS CREATED OF HER NEW COFFEE HOUSE.  HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.................  SUPPOSEDLY, IT IS PROVEN THAT LIAM IS THE FATHER OF AMBER'S BABY.  HOPE ISN'T HAPPY!!  BROOKE KNOWS AMBER AND TAWNY ARE UP TO S'THING.  BILL WANTS ANOTHER TEST RUN!!  TH DR. TELLS HIM IT HAS BEEN DONE!!  HOPE WORRIES ON WHAT TO DO NEXT WITH LIAM?!....  http://sweetpea-honeybun.blogspot.com/

GENERAL HOSPITAL SOAP OPERA UPDATE GH

SAM AND JASON CONTINUE THEIR WHO-HA--ING!!((SEX)) Y'ALL KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! IL LOVE IT!! ALEXIS AND MAC GO OUT. THIS TICKLES MOLLY AND KRISTINA!! OLIVIA TELLS HER SON SHE WANTS TO TALK WITH HIM WHETHER HE FORGIVES HER OR WHAT!! SHE SO GLAD OF WHAT MAN HE'S BECOME NOT KNOWING SONNY WAS HIS FATHER. SONNY TRIES TO TALK WITH LULU ABOUT DANTE. SHE DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!! SHE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE IS CAPABLE OF AFTER SHOOTING HIS OWN SON!! LATER, LULU AND DANTE KISS AND SUCH EVEN AFTER HIS HOSPITAL MONITOR WENT OFF BF WHEN THEY WERE "GETTING IT ON". THIS TIME THEY REMEMBERED TO CUT OFF THE MACHINE!! SOAP OPERA STORYLINE OF THE DAY!! OH, AND YES, THERE GO PITIFUL ELISABETH ON THE ROOF OF THE HOSPITAL. OK. GO AHEAD, MAKE ME HAPPY AND JUMP ALREADY!! NO, HERE COMES YOUR KNIGHT AND SHINING ARMOUR--LUCKY TO GET YOU--TALK YOU DOWN FROM THERE. OH, MAN!! THIS WAS GETTING GOOD!! NIKOLAS AND STEPHEN DISCOVER LIZ UP THERE ALSO!! ANYWAYS SHE'S DOWN!! BOO--HOO!! LET'S ALL GET OVER IT!! LUCKY DECIDES, ELISABETH NEEDS TO BE COMMITTED!! HMMMMMMMMMMM.......................... GOOD!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN.BLOGSPOT.COM

All My Children soap opera summary

All My Children soap opera update-- SUSAN LUCCI GUEST APPEARED ON RACHAEL RAY!!, AND I GOT A HEALTH TIDBIT OF INFO 4 Y'ALL!!-- RACHAEL RAY's HUSBAND JOHN CUZINAMO OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS SAID THAT SALMONELLA WAS ACTUALLY CAUSED FROM//BY THE EGGSHELL, SO WASH Y'ALL'S EGGSHELLS FROM NOW ON!! ANYWAYS, RYAN PUNCHES DAVID OVER GREENLEE AND HIM MARRYING ON VALENTINE'S DAY!! SEE, THAT'S WHY GREENLEE WANTS TO MARRY DAVID ON THAT DAY!!--THE PERFECT REVENGE!! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.......................................................... JACKSON BEGS HER((HIS DAUGHTER)) NOT TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS!! SHE JUST HOPES HE WILL BE OUTTA TOWN THEM!! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM............................. I FORGET WHAT ERICA WAS ON THERE ABOUT--HER RYAN RELATIONSHIP, I GUESS!! ANYWAYS, CASSANDRA OR NATALIA TALKS WITH A HACKER ON THE FUSION COMPUTER SYSTEM TAKEOVER HACK OR WHATEVER??!! WAS HE BEHIND IT OR GREENLEE??!! OR DAVID??!! HE GETS ACCUSED FOR THAT ALSO BY RYAN!! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM......................... TOMORROW THE BIG DAY ARRIVES DAVID MARRYING GREENLEE SMYTHE((LAVERY)) DAY!! UH-OH!! LOOKOUT!! SP

AS THE WORLD TURNS SOAP OPERA RECAP ATWT

CARLY IS HELPING JACK PICK OUT VALENTINE LINGERIE FOR JANET--WHAT??!!... SHE PICKS OUT THIS BLUE GREEN NUMBER. PRETTY, I'LL DAY. TERI TALKS WITH HER SISTER((JANET)) ABOUT HER FEELINGS FOR DUSTY!! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM............................. SHE TELLS HER SHE WANTS JACK!! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.............. .................................. ANYWAYS, THEY ARE FINDING OUT MORE AND MORE ABOUT THIS MICK DANTE. IS HE REALLY JAMES STENBECK??!!... LIKE REINCARNATED OR SOMETHING??!! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM......................................................... SWEETPEA