GENERAL HOSPITAL SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

THE BEST SOAP OPERA SUMMARIES!!     THAT GIRL FORM BETTER SET MICHAEL UP SO SHE COULD BE ALONE WITH HIM.  SHE SAID KRISSY SET IT UP.  HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....................................  PATRICK GOES WITH LISA TO SHADY BROOK.  HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM............................  SHE WANTS HIM TO CONTINUE TO VISIT HER THERE.  HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...........................  WILL HE??...  ROBIN ASKS MAYA TO SEE HER MEDICAL PAPERS.  MAC VISITS HER TO MAKE SURE SHE ALRIGHT.  HE THANKS PATRICK FOR SAVING HIS NIECE.  AT SONNY'S DIANE IS TALKS WITH HIM ABOUT LEGAL MATTER.  BRENDA PAYS HIM A VISIT SAYING SHE ISN'T STAYING LONG.  HE SENDS DIANE OUT AND ASKS BRENDA TO STAY. HE IS TRYING TO WOO HER AGAIN. WILL HE??....  WILLS HE STAY??!!...  ALEXIS TALKS TOE CLAIRE WALSH ABOUT HER TIME WITH SONNY. ALEXIS WARNS SHE BETTER WEAR A CONDOM!!  lLULU ANS SANTE DISCUSS GETITNG OUTTA SCOTTLAND OR WHEREVER AND THAT GUY SHE KNOCKED OUT. HE BELIEVES THAY GOTA GET OUTTA THERE!!  HEY, SHE AND BRENDA HAVE ON THE SAME COAT.  ANYWAY, DANTE PICKS UP LULU'S MAGAZINE SHE DROPPED, SEES BRENDA BARRETT ON IT. HE LOOKS LIKE HE RECOGNIZES HER!! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.................................................  THIS IS WEIRD AND SHOULD BE THE SOAP OPERA STORYLINE--SCRATCH THE OTHER ONE!!  MICHAEL ASKS JASON TO GET HIM A GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH??!!... SONNY AND BRENDA LOOK LIKE THEY ARE ABOUT TO KISS--GEEZ!!  NO, DON'T DO IT, BRENDA!!  SAM AND JASON HAVE SOME KISSY-FACE TIME!!  HEY, AND COULD JERRY JACKS BE "THE BALKAN"??...  HE'S ON HIS WAY BACK TO PORT CHARLES!!  IS HE THE ONE THAT TRIES TO CUT BRENDA'S FACE??...  WE'LL SEE!!   HTTP://SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

WELL, I HEAR ELIN NORDEGREN IS HEADED TO DIVORCE COURT

WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO YOUR KIDS, TIGER WOODS??!!... WHAT KINDA MAN CHEATS ON HIS WIFE??--A SCUM BAG MAN THAT'S WHO!! @ LEAST SHE'S WAS A SMART WIFE IN LEAVING U!! --ANOTHER EPISODE OF TODAY'S GOLF SOAP OPERA OPERA!! FROM THE BEST SOAP OPERA SUMMARIES WRITER OUT THERE!! SWEETPEA

THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL CBS SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

B&B SOAP OPERA RECAP-- BROOKE'S FIXING HERSELF ALL UP TPO GOP GET HER JOB BACK!! RISGE WANTS HER TO HAVE SEX WIHT HIM!! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..................... SHE TEASES HIM THEN GOES FOR THAT JOB!! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.................................. ANYWAYS!! JACKIE M ALL WISHES STEPHANIE WELL LEAVING THEIR COMPANY((JACKIE M)) AND ALL. PAM TELLS THEM SHE IS GONNA MISS THEM. WELL, I GUESS SHE'S GOING TOO. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.................... I THINKS SHE OFFERED TO MAKE THEM MORE PASTRIES OR SOMETHING ALSO. AWH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAYLOR IS STILL UP THE IN AIR ABOUT TAKING ON THE FORRESTER JOB, BUT DIDN'T SHE SIGN A CONTRACT OR SOMETHING??!!... SHE'S STUCK, DOC!! OH, BROOKE IS STILL WAITING IN THE WINGS--BEGGING TAYLOR FOR THAT JOB!! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.............. WHAT'LL HAPPEN NEXT??!! B&B SOAP OPERA UPDATE SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN