abc General Hospital soap opera update

Carly is determined to have Jax's baby!! Jason worries for HER health bc of that blood disorder she may have that can prevent her from carrying the baby to full term!! And//or she could die bc of it((being pregnant, I mean. Sonny talks with Luke at the Haunted star about what to do with Claudia. Is he is involved in Michael's shooting or not. Luke says, "You like the package don't you??--use it for as long as you can-meaning sex of course--OH OLD LUKE SPENCER!! U CAN TELL HE'S A MAN! CAN'T U!! ANYWAYS, Rebecca worries that Helena may be after her!! Alexis worries that Rebecca is taking all this up looking like Emily. See, she walked in on them((Nik and Rebecca passionately kissing. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm................................... Matt fights with his brother, Patrick over Robin's condition again. Claudia fakes like is calling about having an abortion so her husband won't find out about the baby!! Hmmmmmmmmmmmm......................... She's actually just talking with her brother, Johnny and Sonny has just walked in.............. SWEETPEA--HONEYBUN

CBS GUIDING LIGHT SOAP OPERA UPDATE

SOAP OPERA STORYLINE OF THE DAY FOR SWEETPEA TODAY WAS: JOSH HAS EDMUND LOCKED UP SO HE WILL NOT HURT HIS SON, SHAYNE. HE HAS HIM CHAINED TO THE WALL((REMEMBER THAT CARTOON MOVIE WHAT WAS IT WHEN THE CHIHUAHUA SAYS, "CHAIN ME TO THE WALL!!" ANYWAYS, DINAH AND SHAYNE ARE KISSING AND SUCH WHEN DINAH GETS A CALL. MARINA AND MALLET NEED HER THERE TO SET THEIR STORIES STRAIGHT ABOUT HENRY'S ADOPTION. SHE TELLS THEM IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG SHE WILL TAKE THE FALL. hMMMMM............... THAT'S NICE. ANYWHO, SHAYNE THINKS COLIN NEEDS TO BE CHRISTENED. THIS WILL HELP HIS MOM FEEL BETTER. SHE CAN WATCH IT ON HER VIDEO CAM THING FROM HE HOSPITAL BED. HE KNOWS THE PERFECT GODMOTHER--LILLIAN. REVA IS SO PLEASED. JOSH GOES BY TO VISIT EDMUND. THEN THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE HAS ESCAPED!! THERE IS BLOOD ALL OVER THE WALLS AND SUCH!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWh AND UH--OH, SPRINGFIELD!! PHILIP PASSES HIS PSYCH TEST AND ALAN IS GLAD. Y'ALL KNOW PHILLIP WANTS TO KILL ALAN FOR DOING ALL THIS!! SWEETPEA--HONEYBUN

AS THE WORLD TURNS SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

NOAH GETS BEAT AROUND AND THEN HAS TO WATCH THE KIDNAPPERS HAVE SEX. OH ME!! ANYWAYS, LUKE WORRIES ABOUT HIS PARTNER. HE WANTS TO FIND HIM WHETHER REMALDE HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT OR NOT!! LILY WORRIES THAT HE WILL GO AFTER WHOEVER THIS IS AND HE COULD GET HURT TOO!! JACK BLAMES CARLY FOR PARKER GETTING DRUNK OFF THE VODKA AND NOT JUST BC THEY((MEANING SHE AND CRAIG)) SELL IT. PARKER'S STOMACH HAD TO BE PUMPED. SWEETPEA

One Life to Live soap opera summary

Marty and Fish wants John to leave so the cops won't come get him again. This time Thalia was killed//stabbed. He's being framed. Is it Fish?? John won't leave. Anyways, Charlie wants Vicki all to himself. He talks with Vicki about this. Is he jealous of Clint?? Vicki tells him he has not reason to be. Does Clint want Vicki back??!! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................................. Rex and Gigi are getting along better now as Shane's condition((leukemia worsens//then gets better// then gets worse again. Roxy goes to rub this is Stacy' face. Stacy tells her that she better hope Shane doesn't get worse bc she won't help him anymore!! She tells her sis the same thing!! what a b----.((excuse me!!)) sweetpea-honeybun

DAYS RECAP

Brady got beat up bad in the face by that dude after Philip. Melanie and Sami worry about him. The want him to go to the doctor That guy is still after Phillip. He is outside Philip and Stephanie's room. He has a gun with a silencer on it. Stephanie leaves to go get something they guy comes back and shoots Phillip!! she comes back to find hi there shot!! She calls for help!! The wedding has begun for Nicole and EJ. The minister gets to the ((if anyone has any objections part)) and Mia comes in and says she does!! Dr. Baker comes and gets her and apologizes and asks her to sit down!! EJ wants to know why she is there!! Nicole tell him she didn't invite her!! Remember Grace had a fever. Sami cannot go and stop the wedding like she wants. She goes to leave. Max asks her where she is going?? She says to take Grace to the hospital of course!! Hmmmmmmmmmm........................ I bet she stops by that wedding --and she does!! sweetpea--honeybun

CBS THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

JUST LIKE RIDGE PLANNED RIC CAME IN RANTING AND RAVING HOW HE OWNS STEFFI WHEN THEY GET MARRIED!! REMEMBER RIDGE IS RECORDING THIS CONVERSATION!! JACKIE AND OWEN ARE STILL TOGETHER.((I BET SHE LIKES BEING WITH THAT YOUNG GUY!!)) hMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.............. ALSO SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!! TAYLOR WONDERS HOW IN THE WORLD RIDGE AND SHE ARE GOING TO KEEP THEIR LITTLE GIRL AWAY FROM RIC!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN

ALL MY CHILDREN SOAP OPERA SUMMARY

ZACK TELLS KENDALL HE SLEPT WITH SOMEONE LAST NIGHT. SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHO?? HE DOESN'T KNOW HER NAME. HEY, GUESS WHAT IT'S LIZA COLBY!!((THAT'S WHO JAMIE LUNER IS PLAYING)) ANYWAYS, SHE'S GOT BEEF WITH JAKE!! hMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.................................. HE HAS A WOMAN WHO IS A LAWYER WHO IS GOING TO HEKP AMANDA. HE IS GOING TO HELP HER PROTECT THAT BABY SHE IS CARRYING. SHE WONDERS WHAT IT WILL LIKE??!! JAKE TELLS HER IF SHE IS GIVING UP THE BABY SHE CAN'T THINKTHAT WAY. RYAN COMFORTS KENDALL. hMMMMMMMMMMMMMM............................................................. SHE ACTS LIKE SHE IS WORRIED ABOUT EHAN. IS SHE??!! SWEETPEA

CBS the young and the Restless soap opera summary

Ashely has some morning sickness. The maid offers some remedy. Ashely doesn't want it. She just wants tea!! Oh Ashely, don't be mean!! Anyways, Jack tortures Adam by telling him he is faking the blindness and his mohther did too!! Ashely overhears this and sends her brother home!! Neil stands up in court after the ruling was read that they get custody and tells the judge that Ana belongs with Tyra. Karen is so furious with her husband. She storms out!! Neli sees she left her wedding rings!! Ana is glad to be with Tyra, but feels bad for Karen. Cane wants he and Lilly to go ahead with the wedding. Chloe asks t o tal with him. She thanks him for being good to Delia even though she is not his child.

Who was voted off CELEBRITY APPRENTICE last night?

Does any sweetpea--honeybunfans know??!! Thanks for reading!! sweetpea--honeybun

Hey, y'all...

What did KIMBERLY WILLIAMS PAISLEY AND BRAD name their newest bundle of joy?? Do any of y'all sweetpea--honeybun or satirepatchreaders know?? Hmmmmmmmmmm...................... I gotta find out!! sweetpea

Is there something going on with TRISHA YEARWOOD??

...OR IS IT GARTH ROOKS AS ALWAYS!! CAN'T HE STAY OUTTA THE NEWS. HEY, READ SATIREPATCH's GARTH BROOKS BIG HEAD!! IT'S FUNNY!! sweetpea--honeybun

Today's soap opera parties' recipe

CROCKPOT KRAUT N WEINERS (sweetpea's simply-easy supper!) 2 CANS BAVARIAN KRAUT 1 PKG WEINERS CARAWAY SEEDS 1 t SUGAR BUTTER SALT N PEPPER 1)Add weiners. 2)Add salt, pepper, and caraway seeds. 3)Add the sugar and butter. 4)Let simmer all day for supper. IT IS G-U-D!! TRUST ME!! sweetpea--honeybun

ISN'T THIS A SOAP OPERA??!!

SARAH PALIN in//or on VOGUE magazine. WHO CARES ABOUT A REPUBLICAN IN A MAGAZINE?? Aren't these government officials supposed to worry about the United States, not smiling or posing for a magazine!! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....................................................................... Don't make me get all Punky Brewster up on you people!! Anyways that's my rant for the day!! Have a great one!! SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN