Sex and the City Weekend

Viewers of the Sex and the City Movie, based upon the hit HBO soap opera of the same name were devastated by the suprise plot twists. Everyone knew there would be some drama involved, but no one expected emergency services to be called out to screening sites. We interviewed the Joe Petronni, manager of a Secaucus, New Jersey Theater: "Yeah, we had all these thirty five year old women come in, they were real excited. They were obnoxious bitches, looked like they was all rich, they had like sorority house accents. Anyways, they was all happy, laughing a lot between the time they took out to harrass my workers about the popcorn being all wrong. Well, about an hour into the movie, one of them comes running out crying. Then two more. None of them made it through the whole thing. We even had an ambulance brought up because one thought she had a heart attack." What could so upset these ladies? It seems the writers of the series decided to get real, and dump some serious truth on the main character, Carrie, who was left at the church by the groom when he found out from one of her jealous pals that she had herpes. The rest of the favorite characters fared no better, as all were revealed as shallow, spoiled, promiscuous narcissists who no man in his right mind would even think about claiming. One of the characters' boyfriends summed it up before dumping her-- "All you want to do is sit around with your goofy friends and talk about sex. Maybe that's why you and Carrie both have VD. I'm tired of your nasty talk. I'm going to marry a nice girl...after I've had some blood tests." Have a great weekend! H. Bun for futher info go to www.satirepatch.blogspot.com thak you and good night!