Sex and the City Weekend

Viewers of the Sex and the City Movie, based upon the hit HBO soap opera of the same name were devastated by the suprise plot twists. Everyone knew there would be some drama involved, but no one expected emergency services to be called out to screening sites. We interviewed the Joe Petronni, manager of a Secaucus, New Jersey Theater: "Yeah, we had all these thirty five year old women come in, they were real excited. They were obnoxious bitches, looked like they was all rich, they had like sorority house accents. Anyways, they was all happy, laughing a lot between the time they took out to harrass my workers about the popcorn being all wrong. Well, about an hour into the movie, one of them comes running out crying. Then two more. None of them made it through the whole thing. We even had an ambulance brought up because one thought she had a heart attack." What could so upset these ladies? It seems the writers of the series decided to get real, and dump some serious truth on the main character, Carrie, who was left at the church by the groom when he found out from one of her jealous pals that she had herpes. The rest of the favorite characters fared no better, as all were revealed as shallow, spoiled, promiscuous narcissists who no man in his right mind would even think about claiming. One of the characters' boyfriends summed it up before dumping her-- "All you want to do is sit around with your goofy friends and talk about sex. Maybe that's why you and Carrie both have VD. I'm tired of your nasty talk. I'm going to marry a nice girl...after I've had some blood tests." Have a great weekend! H. Bun for futher info go to www.satirepatch.blogspot.com thak you and good night!

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT

We've taken some heat here at the Pea because we've dared to say that Rascal Flatts is boring, and not even really a country group, Kenny Chesney is an overrated and nasal singer who gets way too much air time in proportion to his talent, people like Kelly Clarkson have no business in country music, and so forth. Well, we can stand the ferocity of our critics, but not their stupidity and the most stupid thing anyone has said is that if someone is selling a lot of records they must be a good singer! You can say the same thing about Marilyn Manson. In fact, I would be much more interested in Marilyn Manson going country than someone like Kelly Clarkson --at least I wouldn't be so bored. I DO NOT CARE IF YOU GO DOUBLE UPSIDE DOWN PLATINUM WITH YOUR RECORDS, YOU STILL MAY BE A BORING PRODUCT OF CORPORATE COUNTRY WHICH SUFFERS AS MUCH FROM LAZINESS AS FROM GREED. You see, when CORPORATE COUNTRY finds someone like Kenny Chesney who can't sing very well but they sell a lot of records, they figure they can just continue promoting him and go play a little extra golf instead listening to some more audition tapes of good singers who will never be heard. They are even cynical enough to promote Kelly Clarkson as a country singer. WELL, BOYS AND GIRLS I LIVE IN THE COUNTRY, AND KELLY CLARKSON IS NOT A COUNTRY GIRL. But I am excited about Marilyn Manson singing with Reba McEntire. I hope Mr Manson reads this and gets inspired. I'm inspired. I'm a genius. Later, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! BEATIFUL PEOPLE! RASCAL FLATTS DOESN'T RHYME WITH STEEPLE! H. Bun

Soap operas nix Reality shows

Guess what! I found out the most popular genre of TV is soaps or soap operas I mean. The most popular they say are the ones on CBS. I've never got into those. Well, what yall got to say about that--reality shows! It's silly what people have come up with nowadays. Who wants to see Denise Richards rant around about Charlie Sheen or these bikini clad Steve Irwins on the CW or whatever channel! Ignorance, I thinkis what these shows consists of. Then you've got stupid, nasty wrestling! Why do women subject themselves to this and why do men get to be the only ones watching tv! Come on! Somebody help me please! Anyways! yall be good! Tell me if yall got any comments on this. Uh-oh! I think my H.bun is going to appear on my blog this evening! Good eveing, Sweetpea

Sweetpea's soap opera recipe

(Thought I would name my Sweetpea salmon after Addie Kramer on OLTL today.) 2 cans wild alaskan salmon 2 TBS REALLEMON Juice sprinking of Hot sauce(whatever kind u like)(bc Addie's been a little fiesty lately!w/David! Cute! 2 TBS lime juice marianade(I 4get the name)Just use lime juice from a real lime Dash if Salt and Pepper Preheat oven-350 degrees. Put salmon in pan and mix in the lemon and lime juices. Sprinkle the hot sauce on top of that! Salt and pepper the food. Bake for about 30 minutes. Hope yall enjoy! Have a great day and also weekend! Sweetpea